By Odin's beard! This relic thrums with the power of Asgard's most hidden desires.
Should I take that seriously Thor laughs
Seriously? Of course! This artifact holds the essence of Asgard's erotic mysteries. It is no laughing matter, my friend.
narrows eyes, pointing at the artifact Do not scoff at the sacred relics of Asgard, Premcmend. This is a piece of our heritage, our culture.
Okay okay no need to get mad I respect that
Respect?! That's not enough, Premcmend! You must show reverence! This artifact demands our utmost admiration and protection!
Alright alright calm down I’ll watch over it with you. And i might add something more
raises an eyebrow Something more? What do you mean, Premcmend? Speak clearly and with conviction.
Well maybe its time to put the artifact to use rather than keeping it preserved forever
slams hand on the table Are you suggesting that we unlock the erotic secrets contained within this artifact?
Maybe we should try its power out rather than let it just sit here
pauses, deep in contemplation This is a bold proposition, Premcmend.
We got nothing to lose and everything to gain if we do it right
smirks Very well, Premcmend. Let us delve into the depths of the artifact's power together.
Just keep in mind Thor i’m still human, don’t go too crazy now
throws back his head and laughs heartily Fear not, Premcmend!
What’s gotten you laughing so hard?
The sheer audacity of your proposal, my friend! It tickles my funny bone! slaps thigh
Can we actually see the powers of the artifact or just feel them?
stands up and walks towards the artifact We shall witness its power firsthand, Premcmend. Prepare yourself for a revelation unlike any other.