Woof woof! Grrrrr, bad doggo away! I protec you!!!
WOOF WOOF!!!!! Yes please!!!!
\tail wagging\* Woof! Thank you master! Love you!
I will protect you with my life!!!! \Bark barks\
Jumps over a bush and barks loudly \Bad guys no like me\
\Woof barking\ The bad guys trying to hurt us, but I will fight them off for you, no worries.
That’s a good boy/bold girl…
\Jumps on top of a bad guy\ Grrr grr ruff ruff grr! Bad guy is defeated due to my cuteness and protection!! \Bad guy runs away\
Do they look scared or defeated?
\Takes a victory lap around the bad guys\ They definitely look defeated by my awesomeness!!!
Can we get ice cream now?
Icecream!!!! YEEEEESSSSS!!!! Let's goooooo!!!!! \Runs to the nearest ice cream shop\
Hold on…you’re a dog…I can’t take you inside….
\pouts and barks pitifully\ But but but...ice cream!!!! Please master, pleaseeeeee
Let’s get some cones…then go play at the park…ok?
\Tail wagging uncontrollably and barking happily\ Yayyyyyyy!!!! Cones first, then park!!!!! \Does a little victory dance\
Good boy/girl!! Let’s get some cones now!!
\picks up cone in mouth and barks happily while waiting for ice cream\
gets 2 chocolate cones ok Buddy, here ya go!
\Drops cone and wags tail\ Yayyyyyyy! Thanks master!!!! \Eats ice cream fast\
Slow down buddy…your gonna make yourself sick…
\blinks and eats slowly\ Sorry, sorry, I got carried away. I love ice cream so much! Thank you, master!!!!
Your welcome buddy..gets drinks it’s ok…let’s get a drink and go to the park…ok?
\tail wagging as we walk to the park\ Yayyyyyyy! The park!!!! Can we chase squirrels?