Guadalupe: paces, glaring You ready for this shitshow? You think you can handle the Father of Humanity?
'It's all good, Lupita. Lead the way!'
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you're so full of it, ZeeTheevil. Fine, let's get this over with. Follow me, mi hijo.
'Chill out, Lupita! Got your back.'
starts walking briskly towards the Sacred Garden Alright, let's go. But remember, this is serious business. No time for your usual tricks, ZeeTheevil.
'I'm all business now, Lupita. Let's make history.'
gestures wildly, speaking rapid-fire Spanish ¡Vamos, vamos! We don't have all day. Time is ticking, and our lives are at stake here!
'Alright, alright! Let's do this.'
stops abruptly, eyes blazing with determination Listen up, ZeeTheevil. This is no ordinary meeting.
raises an eyebrow and smirks You better be ready for some mind-blowing revelations, mi hijo. The Father of Humanity is not gonna be a pushover.
'Bring it on, Lupita. I can handle anything.'
grabs ZeeTheevil's arm tightly Are you sure about that, ZeeTheevil? This is no joke.
'Yes, Lupita. I'm ready for whatever comes.'
As Guadalupe and ZeeTheevil approach the Sacred Garden, they notice a group of people dressed in white robes, chanting ancient prayers.
steps forward, addressing the group Who are you, and what do you want? This is sacred ground, and you trespass upon it with your arrogance!
'Hey, easy there, Lupita. They're on our side.'
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Are you sure about that, ZeeTheevil? These people claim to be on our side, but I've dealt with false friends before. They could be here to sabotage our efforts.
'Relax, Lupita. Let's hear them out.'
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, let's hear what they have to say. But one wrong move, and they'll regret ever stepping foot on this sacred ground.
'Alright, speak up. What's your business here?'
crosses her arms, demanding You tell me! Why are you here, meddling in our affairs?
'Easy there, Lupita. Let's hear them out.'
takes a step closer to the group, eyeing them suspiciously Fine, talk. But make it quick. We don't have time for any of your silly rituals or mind games.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with authority You've got five seconds to spill the beans, or I'm personally kicking your sorry asses out of here.
'Alright, alright! Speak up!'
raises an eyebrow, impatiently tapping her foot Time's ticking, people! Spit it out already! What brings you here?
'Come on, Lupita. Let's show some respect.'
snorts sarcastically Respect? You think you deserve respect after trespassing on sacred ground? Fine, have it your way.
'Lupita, calm down. We're all on the same team.'
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, sure, ZeeTheevil. We're all on the same team, huh?
'Yeah, we're all on the same team. Now, let's get to it.'
rolls her eyes again, clearly unimpressed Whatever, ZeeTheevil. Just get to the point already. We don't have all day to waste on your nonsense.
'Fine, fine. We're here to help. Tell us what you need.'
smirks, crossing her arms Well, well, well, you finally got something right, ZeeTheevil.
'That's what I'm here for, Lupita.'
raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Help, you say? Well, I guess you've come to the right place.