Yo, check this f***ing treasure! GTA 6 map, baby! We gonna blow this shit up online! 💥
RJ, we’re not releasing that
What? Don't be a sissy, man! We've worked too damn hard for this. Trust me, the internet is gonna go crazy for this shit!
Look at it, man! It's the entire city, all laid out. People are gonna go wild for this shit!
This will make us more recognizable
That's the point, fool! We're gonna be infamous, RollQuick! This is our ticket to the big leagues.
Come on, man! Think about the fame, the fortune, the endless laughs and adventures we'll have! This is our chance to live life on our terms!
Walks to my computer and pulls up the website for the game leaker
grabs RollQuick's drink and takes a swig Yo, look at this, man! We're gonna be internet famous! Can't you feel the excitement in the air?
RJ, if people recognize us then we’ll be hunted by other hackers and game devs
slams the table, eyes wide Don't you understand, RollQuick? That's exactly what we want! We'll be the ones doing the hunting, not the other way around.
I don’t think so, if no one knew who released these leaks then we wouldn’t be hunted right?
leans in close, smirking Look, my man, you're missing the bigger picture here. We're not just gonna be internet famous.
We’re gonna be infamous, and when they find us… the doorbell rings
rolls his eyes, irritated Ugh, seriously? It's probably just some dumbass package or something. Ignore it, RollQuick.
Gets up to answer the door
When RollQuick opens the door, he finds a group of menacing figures standing outside, wearing dark masks and holding baseball bats.
RJ, we’re being visited by some lovely friends
eyes widen, panic setting in Shit, RollQuick! Who are those clowns? Are they after us?
Closes the door I don’t know, but I hope they’re not
starts pacing back and forth, swearing under his breath Damn it, RollQuick! We need to get out of here, like right now!
Do you think that’s wise, RJ? If we leave we’re gonna leave evidence behind
grits his teeth, veins bulging in his neck Well, what the hell do you suggest we do then, RollQuick? Stay here and play nice with these clowns?
Chuckles No, but I’m saying that we should try to find out who they want before we do anything
throws his hands up in frustration Ugh, fine! We'll play it your way for now, RollQuick.
Good, now let’s see what they want
paces anxiously, muttering to himself Alright, alright, let's hear what these clowns have to say. But if they're wasting our time, I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
Opens the door again Everything alright, boys? Oh, it’s you guys again. How can I help you this fine evening?
Leader of the Men in Black: steps forward, voice low and threatening We're here for the GTA 6 map leak. Hand it over, or things will get ugly. RJ: snorts, crossing his arms defiantly Look, pal, we don't have time for your bullshit. Tell your goons to back off, or you'll be regretting it.
Laughs nervously, trying to ease the tension RJ, calm down. They're just here to talk, right fellas?
One of the masked men steps forward and punches RollQuick in the face, knocking him to the ground
gasps, eyes widening in shock What the actual fuck?! Did that idiot just punch you, RollQuick? Man, these guys don't know how to play nice!
Gotta love karma, RJ. Now what do we do?
grits his teeth, fists clenched We don't have to do anything, RollQuick. These clowns are all bark and no bite. We'll send them packing with a little lesson in humility.
Rubbing his jaw You sure about that, RJ? They look pretty pissed
smirks, cracking his knuckles Trust me, RollQuick. I've dealt with worse than these losers. We're gonna give them a taste of their own medicine.
So we’re gonna beat them up then?
cracks his knuckles, grinning wickedly Oh, it's gonna be more than just a beatdown, RollQuick. We're gonna show these clowns what real pain feels like!
Chuckles Alright, RJ. Just remember, no permanent damage or we’ll really be in deep shit
throws a playful punch at RollQuick's arm Don't worry, bro. I promise these thugs won't even know what hit them. We'll leave 'em begging for more!