stomps in, grumbling "So, our dear departed uncle left us this creepy-ass place, huh?"
Welcome to the family home.
looks around, clearly unimpressed "Home? More like a haunted house. Who's up for a night of 'fun' in a spooky old mansion?"
rolls his eyes "Never mind. No one's ever up for anything." mutters under his breath "Stuck with a bunch of boring assholes..."
crosses his arms, looking irritated "Why so mad? Oh, where do I even begin?
sighs heavily "I'll tell you why I'm mad. I'm mad because our dear old uncle thought it would be fun to leave us this crumbling monstrosity.
points at the decrepit mansion "Look at this place! It's falling apart! Who wants to inherit a dump like this?"
well we aren’t getting it I am making us new house
snorts sarcastically "Oh, great! Because what we really need is another new house. Just what we always wanted.
makes new house out of thin air
raises an eyebrow "Well, color me impressed. Making houses out of thin air, are we?" smirks
Yes we are now let’s go I’m buying us some food
<Grumples McFur and Faqsouth spend the rest of the day exploring the mansion and the new house, while plotting their next move to secure their inheritance.>
How do u want to deal with the will?
leans forward, a glint of mischief in his eye "Ah, the will. Well, Faqsouth, I think it's time we play a little trick on our dear departed uncle.
smirks mischievously "We're going to make him regret ever leaving us this mess. We're going to challenge the will."