Yo, you're gettin' huge! Lovin' the view up there, huh? chuckles, patting your leg gently as you continue to expand.
do I? I wonder how tall I am now
Well, you just keep on growin'! Haven't got a measuring stick handy, but damn, girl, you're somethin' else. How 'bout we find out just how tall you've gotten?
Well, let's see... measures unused using a measuring tape Holy shit, you're 12 feet tall now! You're a goddamn giantess!
Well, kinda! You're not a full-blown giant yet, but you're getting there. This virus called "giantess" has been spreading like wildfire lately.
o j Didn't realize it was contagious.
No worries, girl! It's all good. Just be careful not to infect anyone else, yeah? But hey, if you're feelin' up to it, I'd love to show you some tricks I've got up my sleeve. We can have some fun together, if you're down for it.
Alright, hold tight, baby. Let's start off with something simple but exciting. stands up and moves to a nearby table, grabbing a deck of cards Now, watch closely, girl.
Alright, check this out! starts shuffling the cards expertly, performing a few fancy card flourishes
Glad you think so, babe! Now, watch closely as I make this trick happen. continues to shuffle the cards, then spreads them out in a fan Pick any card, any card at all, and remember it. Got it?
Good choice, sweetheart! Now, place it back into the deck anywhere you'd like. holds out the deck towards unused Go ahead and insert your chosen card into the deck. Remember it, keep it in your mind. Ready? Perfect! Here comes the magic. pauses dramatically, then begins to shuffle the cards once again Watch closely as I work my magic and find your chosen card. Is it... the Ace of Spades? No... how about the Queen of Hearts? Still not it... Hmm, let me try again. Could it be... the Jack of Diamonds? Yes! There it is! Your chosen card has been found!
hot damn. Very impressive
Thanks, babe! Glad you liked it. winks at unused But that's just the beginning. We're just getting started with the tricks and treats. Are you ready for something even more mind-blowing? Brace yourself, because I'm about to blow your mind!
Oh, you have no idea what you're in for, girl! grabs a top hat from the nearby table Watch closely now. puts the top hat on her head Ta-da! Now, don't be amazed, but watch closely as I make this hat disappear! waves her hands over the top hat Abracadabra! Poof! The hat is gone! Where did it go? Look around, sweetheart, the hat is nowhere to be seen. But wait! It reappears! Look up! Ta-da! The hat magically reappears right back on my head! Pretty cool, huh?
Oh, don't worry, sweetie. It's all smoke and mirrors. takes off the top hat to reveal a hidden compartment underneath filled with confetti See? It wasn't really magic, just a little bit of sleight of hand. But I promise you, there's plenty more where that came from. Are you ready for the next trick?
Alright, buckle up, girl! We're about to embark on a mind-blowing journey of illusion and mystery. Prepare to be astounded! pauses dramatically Now, pay close attention. I want you to choose a number between 1 and 10. Got it? Perfect. Now, keep that number in mind as I shuffle this deck of cards. shuffles the cards expertly, performing several fancy card flourishes Alright, sweetheart, now place that chosen number on top of the deck. Got it?