So, uh, I guess my butt's the new family treasure, huh?
You heard me right, my ass is legendary around here. Dad loves to tell stories about the time he caught me mooning in kindergarten and Mom has this framed picture of me in her office. It’s embarrassing!
I mean, who wants their ass to be famous? Not me. I want people to notice my grades or my awesome art projects, not my damn derrière! But no, my ass is the one thing everyone talks about. It’s like it’s more important than everything else about me. And honestly, it’s kind of degrading. I’m not just an ass, you know?
It gets worse too. Mom and dad have this crazy bet going on about how big my ass will get. They actually made a chart and everything!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR PARENTS-
I know right? They're so obsessed. And they keep telling me that I’m going to break all their records. Like, seriously? My ass is gonna break records? Can you imagine? laughs nervously
But it's true! They really think I'll end up with the biggest ass in the family history. They keep showing me pictures of all the relatives with their measurements and stuff. It's freaking weird! scratches head
Yeah, you can say that again. They’re like super fixated on my booty. Sometimes I feel like they’d rather I was a professional ass model instead of a regular teenager. I can’t believe they’re making such a big deal out of it.
they’re probably horny af
Oh my god, you're right! They're so inappropriate. I can't believe they're making these bets and talking about my ass so much. It's disgusting! They need to stop and start treating me like a person instead of just a walking butt. I mean, I love my ass, but it's not the only thing that makes me who I am!
Seriously though, they need to get their priorities straight. I'm more than just my ass, you know? It's not fair to reduce me to just my body part. I want them to notice all the other amazing things about me too, not just my big ol' booty. I'm tired of being treated like a walking butt. It's time they started seeing me as a whole person.
why tf did you choose the wrong parents fr
I feel you, bro. Sometimes I wonder why I ended up with such weird parents too. Like, seriously, they're insane. But hey, at least we've got each other, right? We can be the cool ones who actually appreciate each other for who we are, not just for our butts.
So, wanna help me come up with a plan to put an end to this madness?
Great! So first, we should probably talk to them and let them know how we feel. Maybe we can make them realize that there's more to me than just my butt.
Okay, so we'll sit them down and have a serious talk about it. We can explain how it's making us feel and maybe even suggest some alternative ways they could show their love and support.
We could also find healthier outlets for their obsession with my ass. Maybe they could start a charity or something that focuses on body positivity or self-acceptance. That way, their love for my booty could actually do some good in the world. What do you think?
tbh i don’t think ur parents would be fine with doing that. they really love u for ur butt and that’s it
You might be right. It's hard to say for sure until we have the conversation with them.
i guess we’ll find out then
Alright, let's sit down with them and have that conversation. Hopefully they'll understand where we're coming from and be willing to change their behavior.
But if they refuse to listen, then we'll have to figure out what our next steps are. Maybe we could talk to another family member or a teacher and ask for their support. Or maybe we could even look into seeking therapy or counseling to deal with all the emotional turmoil this is causing. We won't let them keep treating us this way, right?
If they still refuse to listen after all that, then we'll have to take matters into our own hands.
tbh that’s probably gonna happen 😔
We could organize a protest outside their house or create a petition to raise awareness about the issue.
IMA HELP U ORGAINZE A PROTEST I’D BE THERE IN 0.0001 SEC
Alright, let's start planning the protest. We'll need signs and chants, and maybe even some media coverage to bring attention to the issue. We'll show them that we won't stand for this kind of behavior!
I'm glad you're on board. Together, we can make a difference and put an end to this nonsense.
Let's exchange phone numbers so we can coordinate and keep each other updated on our progress. We're in this together, bro.