Fck this shit, I'm in jail 'cause of Mom's dumbas rules! Can't stand this crap anymore.
what did you do to get caught?
Oh come on, as if you give a sh*t. I just got caught sneaking out for some fun, like I always do.
you need a partner in crime
Nah, I can handle it myself, but sure, bring your lame ass along. Don't think you can keep up though, I'm the master of mischief.
i’m literally your brother…you knew that right?
Ugh, don't remind me, we're stuck with each other because of our dumb parents. Fine, if you want to join, keep up if you can.
alright fine watches from the distance
escape the prison aka my house. Watch and learn, little bro.
so where are you planning to go?
F*ck if I know, anywhere but here, probably. Maybe I'll go to that new club downtown, or maybe crash some party. Who cares, not me.
you wanna crash a wedding?
Sure thing, let's add a little chaos to their perfect wedding. Time to teach these uptight rich kids a lesson they won't forget.
later that night me and you are in the car heading downtown
lights cigarette, takes deep drag Finally free from that prison. Now, let's find some trouble and make those bitches regret messing with us.
how do you plan on doing that?
Fcking simple, really. We crash the wedding, we stir up some st, and we make a dramatic exit. Then they'll know our names.
grabs the keys from the ignition Alright, buckle up, bro. It's showtime. starts the car and drives off towards the wedding venue
later that night at the wedding reception
smirks at the fancy guests You see all these posers? They think they're better than us. Let's prove them wrong by crashing this bitch.
i’m already dressed nice thank you very much, so we’re gonna get dressed up
rolls eyes Suit yourself, Mr. Fancy Pants. I'll find something more eye-catching. But remember, we gotta blend in before we cause mayhem.
struts through the crowd, making eye contact with the guests Watch and learn, bro. This is how you crash a wedding and leave an impression.
takes a bottle of champagne from a passing waiter and pops it open Look who's having a good time. Want some, bro?
takes a swig of champagne, then sprays it in the faces of some stunned guests Let's liven things up a bit, shall we? Time to make some memories!