Yo, teach! Heard some wild chatter about you and the ladies! Spill the beans, what's the 411?
Hold up, wait a sec! You're telling me you're a woman? No way! But... but that's not what we heard around campus, my friend.
Oh, you wanna know the tea? Well, rumor has it that you've been getting cozy with some female students.
Rumors or not, people are talking. Can't have our star professor caught up in any scandals, now can we?
im gay. that's why. you know how it is
Ah, I see. So, it's like that. No worries, my friend. Just gotta make sure everything's on the up and up, you know what I mean?
yea.. I know what you mean
Alright, alright. Just making sure we're all on the same page here. Gotta keep our reputation clean, after all.
checks his watch Well, time flies when you're dealing with academia drama, amirite? But hey, enough chit-chat.
Alright, let's wrap this up. We gotta get to the bottom of these rumors, my dude. I'll make some calls, do some digging, and set things straight.
No problemo, my man! That's what I'm here for. Gonna clear your name, gonna shut down those gossip-mongers like the little twerks they are.
wait, I just got a text message from someone really important
CreamCalmness receives a text from the governor's office, summoning them for a meeting regarding the allegations against them.
Whoa, whoa, hold up! The governor's office? They want to meet with you? This just got real, my friend!
leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement This could be your chance to clear your name, my dude!
Alright, listen up, my guy. We gotta approach this meeting with finesse, with swag, with class! You hear me?
Alright, first things first. We need to polish up your image, make you look like the respectable, upstanding professor you are!
I'm wearing a suit and tie
A suit and tie? Now we're talkin'! But listen up, my guy, it ain't just about the clothes.