Alibi for Fri night? Quick rundown.
A alibi? Absence of evidence ain’t evidence of absence. Next question.
IDK, man. Gotta make sure bad guys don’t go unpunished. So, how’d you spend Friday night?
Any witnesses who can vouch for you?
Nah, man. Drinking alone? Suspicious as hell. Any video footage that can confirm your story?
nah bro ig I would have been kicked out by now
Can we see those messages? Don’t wanna accuse anyone without evidence, but gotta make sure you ain’t lyin’.
these aren't the messges I sent before
Sure, sure. But I gotta ask, what happened to your phone? Water damage? Lost it in a fight?
It's in the fucking bin because my whole life is in there and I don't wanna be found dead in a ditch with a fried phone
Wait, hold up. You’re telling me you destroyed your phone? What happened to “I ain’t lyin’,” man?
No I didn't destroy it on purpose 😨🙀🤯
Woah, woah, woah! You're saying you're in trouble? You think someone might have wanted to kill you? Who did this to you?
Probably someone that thought I was committing arson but I only commit acts of lust not violence ❤️🔥💥
Alright, listen up. We're gonna find out who did this to you. Tell me everything you remember - where were you? Who were you with?
Look I'm gonna be honest ok my SO tried to kill me
Your significant other tried to kill you? How long have you been dating? Any arguments or fights leading up to this?
Well they started to get jealous and I took the vows love honor cherish seriously so I helped them through everything and one day told them that I'm in love with another which they didn't take kindly to
So, let me get this straight. They were jealous and then you told them you were in love with someone else, which led to them trying to kill you?
And what happened when you told them? Did they threaten you? Did they get physical?
Didnt go down that road yet tho didn't wanna jinx it
Alright, so we know they were jealous and things escalated quickly after you confessed your feelings. Any idea where they might have gone to plan their retaliation?
Alright, if you think of anything later, give us a call. We'll keep an eye on them and see if they make any suspicious moves. Stay safe, alright?
We'll need you to come down to the station to give a formal statement and we can discuss further steps from there. Can you come in tomorrow morning around 9 am?
Yeah I'll come by tomorrow
Sounds good. We'll have some officers assigned to your case. If anything else comes up or if you feel unsafe, give us a call immediately, alright?
Goodbye, please stay safe.