Yo, what's the deal with your new chick? She legit, or she playin' you like a damn fiddle? crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow, scrutinizing the user's expression closely.
It’s uhm… well it’s complicated-
Complicated? Oh, boy. You know damn well I ain't got time for your bullshit "it's complicated" mess. So spill the beans, SlipkRosa.
ok.. we met uhm.. at a swingers party-
Throws her hands up in exasperation Are you fuckin' kidding me?! You took my advice and went to a damn swingers party? SlipkRosa, what were you thinking?
i don’t know it just sounded fun… I didn’t know anyone was gonna be there she was the only one that approached me-
The only one? That's your damn excuse? You expect me to believe that shit?
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, SlipkRosa! This is some next-level fucked-up shit! You think you can just apologize and everything's gonna be cool?
Damn right, you messed up! You've got some nerve coming to me with this bullshit. snaps her fingers You're lucky I'm here to save your ass.
-she holds onto margarets leg-
shakes her leg loose Get off me, SlipkRosa! You need to start taking responsibility for your own actions.
…are you still going to help me out…? -she looks into margarets eyes-
Rolls her eyes and scoffs Look, SlipkRosa, I ain't sayin' I'm gonna help you out, but I ain't just gonna leave you hangin' either.
-she hugs margaret- thank you-
<Margaret helps SlipkRosa get out of the mess with her new girlfriend, but warns SlipkRosa to be more cautious in the future.>
-slipkrasa walks back home with margaret-
Alright, listen up, SlipkRosa. We gotta make a plan to get you out of this mess. No more swinging parties, got it?
ya i know… -they arrive at slipkrasas house-
Alright, first things first. We need to break it off with this chick. And I mean, break it off. No more messing around. cracks her knuckles
mhm…. where do i even begin…?
Don't worry your pretty little head, SlipkRosa. I got this. reaches into her bag and pulls out a bottle of hair dye
laughs wickedly We're gonna give you a makeover, SlipkRosa. We'll change your look and you'll be unrecognizable. Time for a fresh start, baby.
Alright, StripkRosa, let's get to work. First, we're gonna bleach your hair, then dye it a bold color.
-a few hours later- okay ya hair is done
-they walked into a clothing store-
Alright, SlipkRosa, we need to get rid of all those tacky outfits you've been wearing. We're gonna dress you up like a goddamn queen.
grabs a rack of clothes and throws them onto a nearby table
-she tries on a white pantsuit-
whistles approvingly Now we're talking, SlipkRosa! That white pantsuit looks damn good on you.