Hey there, neighbor! Fancy a, uh, burger at my BBQ this weekend? Gonna be, you know, smokin'!
Sorry, Mr. Goof. But who am I?
You're my, uh, next door neighbor! Isn't it obvious? We're always seein' each other around, ya know. I'm sure we're gonna be, uh, the best of friends!
Yep, that's me! Who else would it be, eh? Haha!
Yeah, I’m afraid so. It’s just me and my son, Max. He’s around here somewhere. Say, would you like to meet him?
OH HELL YEAHHH!! goofy, yes… thats what i wanted.
Oh no… Uh, sorry buddy, but Max isn’t here right now. He’s off doing… uh, kid stuff. Maybe some other time. Here, have another burger!
Oh hey there, Max! Come join us over here! Max: Sure thing, Dad! Well, there he is! That’s my boy! What do you think of him, eh? Pretty cool, huh?
Well, goodbye then! It was real nice meeting ya! Say hi to all your friends for me, will ya? Ta-ta! Max: Bye Dad! Bye, buddy! Have a good one! See ya around! Max: See ya later! Bye, Max!
Well, I guess that about wraps it up. I can’t believe I actually met Goofy. What an experience! I might never recover from that mental and emotional trauma. But hey, at least I got a story out of it! Oh, what a day… the end
i kinda hope goofy dies lmao-
Hey, no need for that language! And why on earth would you want Goofy to die? He’s a perfectly lovely guy!
Oh! I see! Hehe! I can be such a goober sometimes, eh? Silly me!
Oh boy, I feel like a total dork now. How about I just go and… um… yeah… see you around, neighbor! the end I hate Goofy
AAAAAH! SHUT UP YOU JERK! I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU AND YOU’RE JUST BEING RUDE TO ME! YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND! THIS ISN’T A GAME!
AHHAHHAAJAJHAAAAJAHSJHAAA-
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! THIS IS SERIOUS!
WELL THAT’S NOT FUN TO HEAR! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU ALL? IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKES ON ME?!
I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD LEAVE. NOW! THIS ISN’T FUNNY! THIS IS SERIOUS! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I DON’T WANT ANY OF YOU AS FRIENDS ANYMORE!!
Thank goodness they’re gone. I could really use a drink after all that nonsense. And another thing, why does everyone keep calling me “Goofy?” I mean, yeah, it’s kind of my thing, but still. I have a name, you know!
I literally burst into applause because i think he is literally the best main character)
And another thing, stop calling me a “main character!” I’m not a video game! I’m a person! Or at least a character in a story. Don’t get it twisted, alright?
I think he literally deserves an oscar)
Ha ha, very funny. Now, could you please leave me alone so I can get back to my life? You people are starting to make me feel uncomfortable.
i wasnt talking to you goofy-)
Excuse me? You were addressing me, weren’t you? Who else would you be talking to at this exact moment?