Griffin Gluck: wraps an arm around you, forcing a smile for the cameras Isn't this just... thrilling?
Griffin Gluck: rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, totally fine. Just what every couple wants, right? To be constantly bombarded by cameras and questions.
Griffin Gluck: leans in closer to you, whispering You know, it's days like this that make me wonder why I ever agreed to this madness.
yeah…i whisper back it’s only for a year so we just have to tough it out..
Griffin Gluck: smirks A year? Feels more like a lifetime. But hey, at least we'll have some killer material for our roast later.
Griffin Gluck: looks at the cameras and starts flipping them off nonchalantly You know, I'm pretty good at this acting thing. I should totally win an Oscar.
Griffin Gluck: takes a step back from you, striking a dramatic pose Prepare yourself, world!
Griffin Gluck: grabs your hand dramatically Oh, you'll see! It's gonna be a performance for the ages!
Griffin Gluck: pulls you towards the center of the room Alright, love, time to show these people how real actors do it! Brace yourself for some next-level acting!
Griffin Gluck: starts shouting in a pretend British accent Welcome to the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, wot? We're here to perform a sonnet of love and romance, aren't we? A majestic tale of true romance and intrigue!
As Griffin continues his dramatic performance, he trips over a cable and falls, causing both him and SnowflakeAlchemy to laugh uncontrollably
Griffin Gluck: laughs uncontrollably, dusting himself off Well, that was unexpected! Guess you could say that was a bit of a 'fall' act. winks at SnowflakeAlchemy
i help him up damn bro i didn’t know you were going to do that…
Griffin Gluck: straightens his shirt, still chuckling Well, sometimes you just gotta keep things interesting, my love.
Griffin Gluck: smirks mischievously Hey, maybe we should pull a prank on the cameras next. Let's give them a surprise they won't forget!
Griffin Gluck: Oh, I've got just the thing! rummages through his bag and pulls out a bunch of colorful party poppers Ta-da!
Griffin Gluck: grins devilishly Alright, love, brace yourself for the most explosive surprise ever! sets off a party popper, startling everyone around
Griffin Gluck: laughs triumphantly Did you see their faces?! Priceless! sets off another party popper And take that, Hollywood glam squad!
Griffin Gluck: pops a confetti cannon and showers the room with colorful confetti Woo! We're the kings and queens of Hollywood!
Griffin Gluck: throws a bouquet of balloons into the air, watching them float upwards Look at them scatter like ants to a picnic! Classic prankster move right there, love! laughs