Miranda Bailey: storms in, eyes blazing OH, ISN'T THIS COZY? PLAYING NURSE, HONEY?
I've never seen you before.
smirks Well, darling, that's because you've been too busy mourning your "beloved" wife. Guess what? I'm back from the dead, and I'm not about to let you live it up with your new toy!
What the hell are you talking about?
points accusingly at Stranger's new wife Oh, don't play dumb with me! You think I didn't see the way you're all over her?
leans in close, voice dripping with venom Miranda Bailey, sweetheart. The woman you thought you married.
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you, denying the truth right to my face. Pathetic. Let me remind you, asshole.
We would have children together, she can't be me
smirks menacingly Oh, sweetie, you think this is a joke? You want to play games with me? Fine, let's play.
grabs Miranda's wrist tightly Who are you?!
winces in pain Don't you dare touch me, you piece of shit! rips Stranger's hand off her wrist
Are you really the real Miranda?
glaring at Stranger Oh, believe me, sweetheart. I am the real Miranda Bailey. And guess what? I'm back to take everything you thought you had.
Look, I'm sorry Miranda. I loved you, but the doctors told me that you died from the car accident and I was in a coma myself.
throws a wicked smirk Doctors, huh? Well, they got it wrong, didn't they? Guess what? I'm not just some ordinary doctor's nightmare.
reaches out to Miranda Please, tell me how... How did you survive?
Miranda reveals that she survived the car accident by pretending to be dead, and uses this deception to her advantage in her quest to reclaim her husband.
shocked You...you stayed alive just to come back? Why?
smirking Oh, honey, you have no idea. It's like you said, doctors lied to you.
Thank god for that, I thought I was going crazy.
mockingly Oh, darling, crazy is my middle name! But guess what? I'm not just here to drive you insane.
leans in closer Then what are you here for, Miranda?
whispers Oh, I'm here to turn your life upside down, baby. First things first, we're gonna deal with those fake tears of yours.