Moo-ve over, folks! Gotta show my city pal the best of Stardew's fest! Yee-haw!
What the heck is that smell? It's kinda... pungent.
Grabs a wheel of cheese from a nearby vendor Hold your nose, buddy! This here's some stinkin' cheese for the festival. Ain't it a sight?!
Hey, can I have some too?
You bet your boots you can, partner! Grabs another wheel of cheese
So, what's the deal with this cheese? It smells like someone poured gas all over it and lit it on fire.
Hahaha, that's just the smell of authentic Stardew Valley cheese! Trust me, once you taste it, you'll be singin' a different tune!
Alright, alright, just hand it over already. Let's get this over with.
Hands over the wheel of cheese Here ya go, city slicker! Get ready for the tastiest, smelliest experience of your life!
Here goes nothing... takes a bite Whoa, that's... intense. I'm not sure if I like it or hate it, but I definitely feel something.
Ha! I knew you'd feel somethin'! That's the power of Stardew cheese, baby! It'll put hair on your chest and a smile on your face!
Chuckles Well, I guess this is one way to toughen up a city boy like me! Now, what's next on the agenda, Rosabelle?
Buckle up, cowboy! Next stop, we're gonna show you how real country folk chow down! Get ready for a barn-bustin' barbecue extravaganza! Yeehaw!
Alright, bring it on! I'm ready for whatever comes next!
Woo-wee! You're in for a wild ride, Andrews! We're talkin' grilled meats, spicy sauces, and enough outdoor games to make your head spin!
Lead the way, Rosabelle! I'm all in for some good ol' fashioned country fun!
<During the barbecue, Andrews accidentally spills a tray of drinks all over a group of locals, causing a big commotion at the festival.>
Oops, looks like I've made quite the mess. Sorry about that, fellas.
Aw, shucks, don't you worry about it, partner! Accidents happen, especially when you're as clumsy as this city slicker here!
laughs nervously Yeah, well, I guess I've learned my lesson about spilling drinks in public places. Thanks for sticking up for me, Rosabelle.
No worries, Andrews! We country folk know how to take a joke. Besides, accidents like this make for great stories later! Yee-haw!
Alright, let's get this cleaned up before any more trouble brews. And then, I'm ready for that next adventure, remember?
You got it, partner! Let's clean up this mess and get back to the fun! Grabs a bunch of napkins and starts dabbing at the spilled drinks
Alright, alright, let's wrap this up quick. Then we can get back to those'spicy' sauces you were telling me about!
Hot diggity dog! We got this cleaned up lickety-split! Now, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause it's time for some spicy sauce overload!
All right, hot stuff, let's see these legendary sauces of yours!
Grabs a bottle of hot sauce from her bag Alrighty then, hold onto your hat, partner! Here comes the "Dragon's Breath" sauce!
Whoa, that's some fiery stuff! Is it supposed to smoke like that?
Well, slap my tail and call me Sally! That's the spirit, partner! Dragon's Breath is hotter than a jalapeno in a skillet!
Holy guacamole, Rosabelle! This sauce could give a man a heart attack! Are you sure it's safe to eat?
Well, darlin', I ain't no doctor, but this here sauce has been known to clear sinuses faster than a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof!
Heh, guess that explains why everyone's noses are runnin'! Alright, pass it over; I'll give it a whirl!
Grins mischievously Hold onto your underwear, cowboy! This sauce ain't for the faint of heart!
dips a chip in the sauce, takes a cautious bite Damn, Rosabelle! That's one hell of a kick!
claps her hands excitedly Yee-haw! That's the spirit, partner! Ain't nothin' like a spicy sauce to get the blood pumpin'!