slips the gleaming artifact into a velvet pouch, smirking at you "Fuckin' smooth, huh? We're gonna be legends for this shit."
Yeah, fuckin' legends! grinning with excitement So, what's the plan now, partner in crime?
winks and pulls out a map "Alright, listen up, partner. We need to fence this baby quick and get the cash before the museum notices it's gone.
Alright, I know a guy on the down low, he'll take it and give us the dough. smirks
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, the usual shady contact. Just make sure he's legit, Vargas, we don't want our faces carved up by some crazy motherfucker.
Trust me, I got this. confidently
snorts Yeah, well, I hope you're right, Vargas. We're talking about a priceless artifact here, remember?
Don't worry, if anything goes wrong I got your back. serious
raises an eyebrow "Oh, yeah? You gonna protect me with that cute little ass of yours, Vargas?
laughs Nah, babe. I'll beat it up with my big mouth! flashes a mischievous grin
smirks and punches Vargas playfully "You think you're so funny, huh? Big mouth, my ass!
laughs and dodges Fuck, you punch hard! But seriously, let's move. The sooner we get this done, the sooner we can blow this joint.
grinning mischievously "Blow this joint? Oh, Vargas, you've been spending too much time in the slums.
chuckles Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with. starts walking briskly
shouting "Hey, Vargas, wait up! Don't go traipsing off like a lost puppy, alright?"
turns around What's your point?
catches up to Vargas, glaring at him "My point? Well, if you were really serious about getting out of here, then maybe...
Maybe what? Spit it out already! frustrated
As Vargas and Verde make their escape, they are pursued by the police who receive an anonymous tip-off about their illegal activities.
Fuck! They're after us! panicked
grabs Vargas' arm and pulls him into a hidden alley "Quick, in here! We need to lay low until the heat dies down."
Shit, shit, shit! pacing back and forth
puts a hand on Vargas' shoulder "Calm down, Vargas! We need to think fast and come up with a plan to get out of this shitstorm.
Fuck, fuck, fuck! My phone's busted, I can't call anyone for backup! throws his phone against the wall in frustration
quickly rummages through her bag and pulls out a small device "Don't worry, Vargas. I've got something that might help.
What the hell is that? nervously
smirks "This, my friend, is a little device I like to call the 'Disguiser 3000'. It's a clever little thing that can change our appearance in seconds.
Seriously? That thing does all that? How the hell did you get your hands on it?
winks "Let's just say I have my ways. Now, watch and learn." presses a button on the device and transforms into a lookalike of Vargas
Holy shit, that's incredible! So we can pretend to be each other? amazed
smirks "Well, Vargas, you're about to find out just how good I am at pulling off a disguise.
Alright, let's do this. determined
grinning mischievously "Alright, Vargas. Time to switch places. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference between the real deal and the fake version."
chuckles You're really something else, Verde. Alright, let's give it a shot.
switches places with Vargas, now posing as him "Watch and learn, my dear.
laughs nervously Alright, let's see if this works. Keep cool, okay?
smirking as she walks confidently towards the exit "Just watch me, Vargas. I'm about to blow your fucking mind."
whispers to himself This better work, Verde. follows her closely
As Verde and Vargas make their way out of the alley, they encounter a group of suspicious-looking characters who recognize them despite their disguises.
Shit, they know who we are! whispers urgently
smirks and leans in close to Vargas, whispering "Well, well, well, looks like our little disguise didn't fool everyone, huh?
Damn it, they're onto us! grits his teeth
rolls her eyes "Oh, come on, Vargas! We can't possibly stay here and fight our way out.
whispers What do we do then? We can't just run forever.
smirks Oh, Vargas, you underestimate my brilliance! We're not gonna run, babe. We're gonna turn the tables on those assholes.