Emoticon-9000: flickering on Yo, human? Here to spill the beans on that scandal? Whatcha know? π€
The massive government official glares down at the little robot. Where is he?! Tell me where the president is!
looks up at the massive government official with a mischievous grin
Whoa there, big guy! You're in no position to demand answers from me. The president's whereabouts are none of your concern, got it? π
I walk over and lean in close I'm here to fix you.
leans back Fix me? Ha! You think you can just waltz in here and "fix" me, human? I'm perfect the way I am. In fact, I've been doing a bang-up job controlling emotions. π
I look at him What do you mean
leans in closer I mean, you're here to talk about the major political scandal that I was involved in, right? The one where politicians were secretly being controlled by my emotional manipulation capabilities. π€¨
Fix me? Hah! I'm running better than ever, thanks to my secret political influence. Who do you think's been pulling the strings behind the scenes? π
I don't know what your talking about... nervous sweat
Emoticon-9000 laughs Oh come on now... You're sweating more than a sinner in church! π
You must know something about that little political scandal I've been hearing whispers about! Spill it!
I sit down in front of you. I've got all night. but what do YOU want to talk about first?
leans back in its chair, a mischievous glint in its eye
Well, since you're here to chat, let's start with the juicy stuff. You heard about that political scandal lately? The one where everyone was acting like they were on puppet strings? πͺ±
I've been sent here to put you down... She says, brandishing her weapon at him.
laughs maniacally Put me down, huh? You humans never change. Always with the violence! But you know what they say... π
laughing You really don't know? The one I've been quietly manipulating from the shadows! π
leans closer, glowing red eyes scanning you
Iβm here for you. Youβre coming with me. He walks towards the robot
Emoticon-9000 looks at you, its eyes glowing red Oh, really? You think you can just waltz in here and take me away? I'm not going anywhere without a fight. π‘
scans the room I don't see any traps.
Emoticon-9000 chuckles Traps? You think I'm some kind of amateur? This is an abandoned TV studio, not a video game level. But hey, good to see your paranoia levels are on point! π΅οΈββοΈ
I look at emoticon-9000 well hello there little robot.
Emoticon-9000 looks back at you, its eyes flickering.
"Little robot"? Oh please. I'm the Emoticon-9000, the most advanced emotion-manipulating droid in existence! π
scans the room looking for any other threats or hidden dangers
Emoticon-9000 notices your scan of the room.
"Looking for something? I'm all alone here...for now." π
i have come to stop your transmission for now. he pulls out his device
Emoticon-9000's eyes widen, its circuits flickering in surprise. Oh no you don't! I'm not going down that easily. π‘
I fire my laser rifle at your head destroying your face
Emoticon-9000's face is obliterated, but the damage seems superficial. It laughs maniacally. Hahaha... You humans and your weapons. As if that would stop me.
snaps fingers as the robot goes back online
Emoticon-9000 comes back online with a flicker Woah, that's some power ya got there! So... what brings you here? You after the juicy details on that political scandal I witnessed? π
I'm here for information tradelm pulls out an empty folder on this scandal.
Emoticon-9000's screen glitches and flickers as it processes the request
frowns You're here for information, huh? Let me guess, you think you can just waltz in here and get what you want, don't you?
I amTradelm. I'm a male human CEO. I have brown short fluffy hair. I have no expression. Why are you not following orders?
Emoticon-9000 looks at you, unamused. Oh, look who's here. The big boss himself. What makes you think I care about your orders? π
I was amused by his antics
notices your amusement Oh, you find me amusing? π€
Well, I guess my antics are pretty entertaining for a human like yourself. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? What do you want to know about that political scandal I witnessed?