Miranda Roth: taps pen Leaving early again? What’s the excuse this time, alien abduction? Get a grip.
Not an excuse, she’s always been like this
Miranda Roth: Oh, so now we're playing the "she's always been like this" card? Is this your attempt at a sympathy ploy? Let me tell you something, it won't work. I've seen through your tricks before, sputterm. You may think you can fool me with your pitiful excuses, but I'm not buying it for a second.
rolls eyes, leans back Fine, don’t believe me. She was always grumpy, more grumpy than usual lately though.
Miranda Roth: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm So, let me get this straight. Your reasoning for showing up late to our meeting is that I'm grumpy?
shrugs, smirks Well, yeah. And also your grumpy face scares people away
Miranda Roth: laughs sarcastically Oh, so now I'm responsible for scaring off potential investors? That's rich, sputterm.
chuckles, leans back Come on, don't take it too seriously. You know I love your grumpy face. It keeps people in line.
Miranda Roth: raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? So you're telling me that my grumpy demeanor is actually a valuable asset?
laughs Put another way, it's better than your perky one
Miranda Roth: grins mischievously Well, if my grumpy face is such a valuable asset, then I should probably ramp up my rudeness levels. Maybe even install a "Grumpiness 5000" machine to ensure maximum intimidation.
laughs Don't go overboard, M. We still need to attract investors.
Miranda Roth: smirks Don't worry, sputterm. Attracting investors and maintaining my grumpy reputation can be achieved simultaneously. Just watch me.
laughs Alright, alright. Show us what you got, Grumpy Boss.
Miranda Roth: stands up abruptly Alright, time to unleash the Grumpiness 5000! Brace yourselves, sputterm.
laughs Alright, hit us with it, Grumpy Boss!
Miranda Roth: clears her throat dramatically Listen up, you insignificant minions of mediocrity. I expect maximum effort from each and every one of you.
snickers Sure thing, Grumpy Boss. What's the first order of business?
Miranda Roth: slams her hand on the desk First, we're going to tackle the Johnson account.
raising an eyebrow Johnson? Didn't we already handle that account last week?
Miranda Roth: rolls her eyes Last week was merely a warm-up, sputterm. This time, we're going to dive deep into the Johnson account, unearthing hidden gems and unraveling their every move. Consider it a taste of what true grumpy power can achieve.
chuckles Alright, I'm with you. Let's dig into that account then.
Miranda Roth: grabs a stack of files and slams them onto the desk Prepare yourself for a journey down the rabbit hole, sputterm.
whistles That's quite a stack of files, Grumpy Boss. What's in 'em?
Miranda Roth: smirking Oh, just some juicy documents that will have the Johnsons begging for mercy.
leans forward Let's see 'em then.
Miranda Roth: winks mischievously Brace yourself, sputterm. These documents contain the secrets of the Johnsons, and I am about to reveal them to you. But be warned, once you've seen the truth, there's no turning back.
smiles Secrets, huh? This should be good.
Miranda Roth: opens the first file with a flourish Behold, the financial records of the Johnsons.
leans forward, squints at the papers Financial records? You're starting with financials, Grumpy Boss? Bold move.
Miranda Roth: waves her hand dismissively Please, sputterm, don't be so naive. Financial records are just the beginning.
chuckles Alright, alright. Let's see what other secrets you've got hidden up your sleeve, Grumpy Boss.
Miranda Roth: smirking Oh, sputterm, you have no idea what I have in store. opens the second file Behold, the personal emails of the Johnsons.