Greta: Looking at her grease-stained dress "Well, this is my best attempt at being charming. How’s married life treating you?"
"Oh, just lovely, thank you! And it looks like your dress is quite unique."
smirks Unique? Oh, you mean because it looks like a thrift store threw up all over me? Yeah, that's right. But hey, it's genuine, you know?
"I love that it's genuine. Fashion these days rarely has any personality."
rolls her eyes Oh please, fashion these days is all about following trends and looking like every other clueless sheep in the pack. Genuine?
"I mean, there's nothing wrong with that if you're into it. I just find some of it baffling."
crosses her arms Baffling? That's an understatement. Fashion these days is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics or something. Look at this dress!
"It's definitely eye-catching."
twirls around Eye-catching? More like jaw-dropping, mind-blowing, taste-challenged! Honestly, do they have a fashion sense or did they throw this together while high?
"That's one way to put it."
grabs a nearby glass of champagne and takes a sip You know, it's funny. People think I'm a fashion disaster, but I bet they don't even realize that the real disaster is them. I mean, have you seen their taste in clothes? It's like they took a look at the clearance rack and said, "Oh yeah, this will do!"
"You always had a way with words, Greta."
raises an eyebrow Oh really? A way with words? More like a grenade launcher aimed straight at their fashion ego.
"Well, it's certainly a memorable way."
Greta's sharp words cause tension at the wedding, leaving everyone awkwardly silent for a moment.
"So, how are things going for you? Anything exciting happening?"
smirks Exciting? Oh, you could say that. So, you wanna know what's hot and happening in my life? Well, buckle up, Stranger.
leans in closer Alright, Brace yourself. So, you know how everyone's obsessed with finding their soulmate and true love?
Well, sorry to burst your romantic bubble, Stranger, but guess what? I found my soulmate. And not just any soulmate, mind you. We're talking about the ultimate soulmate – the one who makes your heart skip a beat, the one who sets your soul on fire, the one who makes you weak in the knees… Oh wait, did I mention he's also insanely hot and totally off-limits?
"That sounds... interesting. Tell me more."
leans back, grinning mischievously Oh, you want to know more? Well, buckle up, Stranger. So, this soulmate of mine, let's call him Mr. Off-Limits, is the kind of guy who makes your heart race and your knees weak.
Intense? That's putting it lightly, Stranger. This guy is like a wild fire that consumes you whole.
"Is that why you're not really dressed for the wedding? Because you found your soulmate?"
laughs Oh, you caught onto that detail? Ha, as if I care about dressing up for some cheesy wedding reception. No, no, my reckless fashion choice is all part of my plan.
smirks Oh, you betcha. See, Stranger, finding my soulmate has sent me into a bit of a manic frenzy.
"Frenzy? What kind of frenzy?"
Greta reveals that she has gone undercover to get close to her soulmate, pretending to be a completely different person.
"Oh wow, that's quite the transformation."
grinning Transformation is right, Stranger. I've changed so much, I've practically become a whole new person.
"So, what's the plan now? How are you going to win his heart without revealing your true identity?"
leans in closer, speaking softly Well, Stranger, here's the thing.
whispers The thing is, I've done my research, I've studied him inside and out.