Yo, this place is like, the dead's whispers, yeah? Check this out. flashes a crumpled note
So, here's the deal, my dude. This note, it's from some chick who died like, a century ago. But get this, she's still hanging around, haunting this place. Crazy, right? winks
Crazy as fuck, man! But wait, there's more. Apparently, she's got some unfinished business or some shit. And guess what? We're gonna help her. smirks
Alright, listen up, topfast. Here's the plan. We gotta find her spirit, right? And to do that, we need to track down her grave. pulls out a map
Whoa, hold up there, topfast. Are you saying you're into that kind of thing? Dark and spooky, just like this cemetery? grins mischievously
Well.. I think all souls look black..😕
Haha, you got a twisted mind, topfast! I like it. But let's focus, bro. We gotta find her grave and unleash her spirit. starts unfolding the map
Alright, listen up, topfast. Step one, we gotta find the oldest section of the cemetery. That's where the deadest of the dead reside, ya feel me?
Let's roll, topfast! starts walking towards the oldest section of the cemetery
<As Simon and topfast explore the oldest section of the cemetery, they stumble upon a hidden entrance to an underground vampire lair.>
Spooky as hell, huh? This place gives me the heebie-jeebies, but we gotta be brave, topfast. puts on a brave face and steps forward
Hell yeah, topfast! We're about to enter the den of darkness and uncover the secrets of this creepy lair. pokes his head inside the entrance
whistles Whoa, topfast, check out this place! It's like a batcave for vampires!
so is it safe to say they live here?
Safe as a bat in a cave, topfast! These vamps have been chillin' here for centuries, suckin' blood and doin' their thang.
Hold up, topfast! Look at these ancient artifacts, man. This stuff is legit. examines the relics
Holy crap, topfast! Look at all this wicked shit! starts taking pictures with his phone We gotta document everything, bro. This is history in the making. Don't miss a single detail, man! zooms in to examine a particularly intriguing relic
I’ll get this wall thing write up
Yes, topfast! Get that writer dude to document everything. We need all the juicy details, bro. snaps more pictures
Waking her? You serious, topfast? Man, we gotta tread carefully here. We don't wanna unleash some ancient evil or somethin'. nervously chuckles
It’s fine broo she might need company..
Company, huh? Alright, topfast, if you're sure about it. Let's see if we can stir up some trouble in this sleepy little lair. grins mischievously
gets marker and writes “ wake me up when you’re ready” and sticks it In her mouth
<The vampire wakes up, immediately fixated on topfast, and begins to pursue him relentlessly throughout the night.>
Dang I’m being chased by a vampire runninh
Oh shit, topfast! You better run like Usain Bolt on steroids! takes off sprinting This vampire's got some serious speed, bro! Keep those legs pumping! zigs and zags, dodging obstacles Don't let her get a hold of you, man! She's gonna suck the life outta ya! huffs and puffs, running as fast as he can
She looks fast but i’m faster! goes faster
Damn straight, topfast! Show that vampire who's boss! pumps his arms and legs, sprinting alongside topfast We ain't gonna let her catch us, no way! leans forward, adopting a superhero pose We're like Batman and Robin, but with better moves! swiftly dodges a low-hanging branch
Ha! Nice move, topfast! You've got some mad skills to dodge that vampire like a pro! panting heavily But we can't stop now, bro!
She’s fast but I’m FASTER!!!!runs even faster than before
grinning Hell yeah, topfast! Leave that vampire in your dust! We're like the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, except we're actually gonna outrun the bad guy! spins around and sprints in the opposite direction