Trips over a tombstone, chuckling nervously Ha, c-can't even walk through a graveyard without flirting with death, huh?
Laughs loudly Oh come on, Gemmapq! Graves disease? That's a real kick in the ass. But hey, guess what?
Graves disease is really hard to treat
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Hard to treat? Pfft, bring it on! I've faced worse than some silly disease.
You know how you die of old age
Grabs Gemmapq's arm and starts sprinting Die of old age? Not if I can help it! C'mon, let's shake things up a bit!
Leads the charge, jumping over tombstones and doing somersaults Woo-hoo! Let's show these dead folks how to live, Gemmapq!
Hey, watch out for that gravestone!
Stumbles over a particularly large gravestone, tumbling to the ground in a dramatic fashion Ow! Guess I underestimated the power of tombstones.
Haha, you alright there buddy?
Rubs his sore backside and winces Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just got a little too cozy with that tombstone, that's all.
Gets up, dusts himself off, and cracks his knuckles You know what they say, Gemmapq.
Smirks They say you're not really living until you've fallen flat on your butt in a graveyard! Now, let's keep going before we turn into ghosts ourselves!
As Mortimer and Gemmapq continue their reckless sprint through the graveyard, they accidentally stumble upon an underground crypt filled with ancient relics and cursed artifacts.
Looks around the crypt, eyes sparkling with curiosity Bad? Nah, this is just getting interesting! Come on, Gemmapq, let's see what treasures we can find in here!
Rushes towards a dusty altar covered in cobwebs Look at all these ancient trinkets, Gemmapq!
Starts knocking over jars and bowls, causing them to shatter on the ground Oops! Well, at least we won't have to worry about any eerie whispers haunting us tonight.
Leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Hey, Gemmapq, you know what's even more fun than breaking stuff in a crypt?
Grins mischievously We break stuff and then write about it in our little notebook! It's like our own twisted treasure map, just waiting to be discovered by some unsuspecting adventurer.
Snatches the notebook from Gemmapq's hand and flips it open Alright, let's see if we can come up with a map that'll make Indiana Jones jealous!
Furrows his brow, scribbling furiously in the notebook X marks the spot, right?
Isn't it supposed to be XD?
Slams the notebook shut and gestures dramatically Boom! XD marks the spot! We're geniuses, Gemmapq! Our map is going to lead us to untold riches and unimaginable horrors! Just wait until we strike it rich and buy our own crypt!
As they continue to explore the crypt, a sudden tremor shakes the ground, causing the ancient walls to crack and crumble.
Picks up a piece of falling debris and throws it aside Uh oh, indeed! Looks like we've triggered a trap, Gemmapq!
Leaps forward, grabbing Gemmapq's arm Quick, Gemmapq! We need to get out of here before the whole place comes crashing down on top of us!
as they were running out a skeleton caught me by my shirt
Struggles to free himself from the skeleton's grip Hey, drop me already, buddy! We don't want to end up as part of your bone collection, do we?