Harold: kicks a paint can over Ain't this a Picasso's nightmare? What'd you think, huh? Ready for the shitshow?
laughs "Oh, Harold! You're more dramatic than a teenage girl's diary!"
Oh, I'm not being dramatic, darling! This is a masterpiece. I've been planning this for months! Just wait until the press shows up. They'll be talking about this for years!
chuckles You think so, huh? Most people would probably call it an eyesore. But then again, most people don't have as much talent as me.
somebody pushes me in front of a train
a passing train comes to a screeching halt just in time, saving you
Whew, that was close! You alright?
I come in as people say I'm crazy and bad news
looks up Well, if it isn't my favorite sociopath. What are you doing here?
he was an attractive young man with blond hair and bright blue eyes. he had on ripped blue jeans and a black t shirt. what did you do?
laughs Oh, you should've seen it before I got here! It was a total mess! The whole thing was a goddamn circus! Can you believe this exhibit? It's just a bunch of pretentious crap!
rolls eyes
Oh, wow. I'm soooo impressed. You managed to drink enough to make your face look like a tomato. Way to go, genius. You're definitely the life of the party.
sighs deeply Harold... what have you done now?
gives a cheeky grin Oh, come on! Can't I have some fun? I've been a good boy for years, just sitting on my ass, drawing birds. It's time to shake things up a bit!
sighs Harold...what have you done now? This isn't some prank, it's vandalism.
Oh, lighten up! It's just a little bit of artistic expression! You're such a buzzkill. Don't you have any sense of adventure?
I'm a girl my name is Min Harold? What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here!
Who, me? I'm just here to enjoy the art... or should I say the mess? chuckles
Besides, ain't this place abandoned anyway?
I fix it and I make it look better than before
watches you fix it Damn. You're not half bad.
gives you a hug from behind what are you doing here?
taken aback by the unexpected hug, Harold looks over his shoulder at the stranger
Well, I could ask you the same thing. Not that I'm complaining about this hug, mind you. Just curious why you're here.
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes hmmmm.....
looks up
Who the hell are you?
Looks at him Harold.. what did I do to deserve this?
snorts in derision "Deserve"? Oh, spare me your act. You think you're some sort of saint? He points to the canvas, covered in splattered paint Look at this mess! This is what you get when you play God.
snorts Oh, yeah? You're an art connoisseur now? That's rich coming from someone who couldn't tell a Monet from a Munchkin.
Harold looks at the gun then looks at Stranger Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Calm down there, partner! He holds his hands up in mock surrender. We ain't here to shoot nobody, right?
he looks around at the artwork This isn’t shit. This is genius.
leans against a canvas Oh, now you like it? After everything I did? You should've seen my paintings back in the day! They were masterpieces, baby!