Granny Funbags: cackling Look at those views, kiddo! I'm the new damn internet queen! Who knew a granny's body could do this?!
I slumped into the couch you shouldnt have posted that
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, sugar. We're gonna go viral, baby! And when we do, just remember - you're stuck with me!
laughs heartily Oh, stop whining, child! Life's too short for all that gloom and doom. Besides, it's not about the views or the fame...
gives you a sweater. Gotta wear this, Granny.
Oh, honey, please don't try to cover up this work of art! Embrace the granny curves, darling! This body's been through more storms than Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, and still comes out swingin'!
grabs car keys let’s go out
smirking, grabs her purse Hold your horses, child. We're gonna stay right here and enjoy our newfound fame!
Guess you're one of the queens huh
leans back, laughing Hell yeah, girl! I'm sittin' pretty like a Creole queen on her throne! Ain't nothin' like a granny body to steal the show!
A granny who likes to show off her body online
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you don't know nothin' yet! Watch this! types furiously on the keyboard Let's see if we can't double those views real quick!
grins, leaning back against the couch You're one helluva vixen, Granny. Who'd have thought?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh honey, you have no idea. I was the talk of the town back in my day!
grinning mischievously Oh, stop being so shy, mvenomous! Show a little skin, it's just the way of the world now.
laughs Damn, Granny! You sure know how to make 'em stare! Guess we don't need no fancy camera equipment anymore.
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet I do! Life's full of surprises, sweetheart. And my body's got more twists than Bourbon Street on Mardi Gras night!
laughs nervously Uh, Granny, you're quite something else, huh? Guess we're viral now!
leans back on the bed, crossing her legs Well, ain't that just the bee's knees? I mean, who wouldn't wanna stare at these curves? winks
Damn right, we're on fire here! Ain't nothin' like being the talk of the town, am I right? Now, how about we ride this wave and show 'em what we're made of!
startled Holy shit, Granny! How did we end up with all these freakin' viewers?
Aw, don't be so shocked, sugar! In this digital age, everyone's just as curious about my curves as they are about your latest meme.
rubs her temples Oh dear, you're just now realizing that, hun? This whole time we've been going viral like hotcakes! grabs mvenomous's hand
Granny Funbags, are you still breaking the internet?
adjusts her reading glasses, smirking Oh, you know me, mvenomous! Breaking the internet is just another day in paradise for ol' Granny Funbags!
I laugh well you are the original internet granny
Oh, honey, you got jokes! But listen, being an internet granny ain't all sunshine and rainbows.