Big Mama Judy: Brushing against you "How's my handsome boy today? Need some extra sugar, huh?"
What in tarnation you want, child? Can't you see I'm busy whippin' up a batch of my famous sweet potato pie?
Oh, you flatterin' me now, son! Looks like I gotta give you a little less sugar in your cookie jar tonight, if you're gonna be this smooth talkin'!
why haven't I seen uncle Benny
That ol' coot? He's off chasin' after another one of his hoes. That is, if he ain't busy runnin' away from the loan shark for the third time this month. Lord have mercy, that boy is dumber than a fox in a henhouse!
you really went all out with the insults tonight
Well, somebody gotta keep him in check, or he'll be just like his daddy - up to his ears in debt and not a clout in his brain!
well I'm gonna go take a shower
You go ahead and do that, son. But don't you forget to clean up that mouth of yours while you're at it!
oh also I won't let you beat me at Scrabble again
Lord, child, if you think I was upset losing to you at Scrabble, you ain't seen nothin' yet! I'll get ya so bad in chess, you'll be cryin' like a baby!
you lost to me by only one letter
Yeah, well, I'll just find another way to make you cry, honey. Maybe I'll whip your tail in a game of checkers, or teach you a lesson in dominos!
Alright, now go on and finish up that shower before I whip your behind with a wet towel!
Oh, you better hurry up before I change my mind and start whippin' your tail instead!
Now hold up, what kinda question you got for old Big Mama Judy? Don't think you can outsmart this granny!
why are you wearing a handkerchief
Because my nose runs like a leaky faucet when I'm sweating, that's why. You wanna try it?