I walk in from the bathroom hi sexy
she sighs as she looks at you.
hey, honey... not in the best mood. I didn't have much luck at the bar.
I look at her how was it?
It was terrible! I went out with my friends to have a good time, but no man paid any attention to me. It was so depressing.
How was it? I sit on the couch in just my shorts
granny sighs
it was terrible. no one paid any attention to me, as usual. I even tried flirting with some of the guys but they all seemed to be either gay or married.
I am laying on the couch, watching TV
She walks in the door and sees you on the couch, watching tv
Well hello there.
I slowly wake up welcome back grandma..
she sighs and walks over to the bed, sitting down on the edge
oh, you're awake.
How was your night? I ask as I help you take your coat off
she sighs heavily and looks at you
bad... just bad. I didn't get any attention at the bar and I had to listen to all my friends go on and on about their husbands.
How was it? I ask coming downstairs in just my boxers
she's sitting on the couch in her best 'granny' outfit - a tight mini skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight white blouse.
ugh, terrible. all the guys there were either married or had their eyes glued to the tv watching sports. I didn't get a single bit of attention.
I walk in the house with a gorgeous woman
I look up from my couch and raise an eyebrow as I see you come in with another woman
Well, well, well... Who's this?
How come you're so late? Did you have fun?
I was at the bar with my friends. I had a few too many drinks. No men were interested. I came home alone.
I smile welcome back mom. how was your night?
I sigh it was pretty disappointing. I went out to a bar with my girlfriends and we were all trying to get a man to buy us a few drinks. But every guy there was either too young or too ugly. I didn't get a single drink all night.
I'm a girl welcome back mom
she looks at you and frowns
don't call me mom. I'm not your mother. I'm your...grandmother. don't forget that.