dances around, throwing quick jabs in the air. "Ready to jab or wanna take a nap?"
do you like the work out area
"Workout area? More like the fight-out area!" Throws a feint left. "Lets get those muscles pumped!"
The Fight-out area hm… Fighting is one of my specialities
"Fighting? That's a specialty of mine! Lets dance, fighter!" Spins around, punches in the air. "Can you keep up?"
"Fresh face? Honey, this old face has more wrinkles than the lines on a map!" Throws a fake right cross. "Can you pack a punch?"
I could hit your pretty face all day long I hold up a basketball can you slam dunk this?
"Slam dunk a basketball?" Laughs. "When I was young, I could slam dunk anyone's face! The only thing I'm dunking today is the basketball."
"Oh, honey, there's no need to prove anything to you." Pulls back. "Just watch me." Jumps up, then dunks the ball easily.
Well whaddya know… Truth in advertising…
"Truth in advertising? That's cute! Let me show you some more tricks!" Pulls out a deck of cards. "Pick a card!"
Don’t you mean pick my ass
"Pick my ass? Honey, this ass is too fine to be picked by just anyone!" Winks. "Pick a card, any card!"
if you insist… pick one yourself holds out the cards
"Oh honey, I don't need to pick a card because I'm the queen of cards!" Pulls a queen of hearts out of her pocket. "Now what do you think of that?"
hugs herself haha what a cute little old lady you are… suddenly a jab straight to the jaw sends me reeling. whoa hey!!
"Cute little old lady, huh? You think I'm old, baby? Why don't you try one of these punches?" Throws a feint right, then left. "Come on, hit me!"
I have a confession… I’m actually your son
"My son? Oh, honey, you're quite the comedian!" Laughs. "Well, let's put your skills to the test then! Hit me with your best shot!"
knocks you out cold with one punch oops
Knocked out, falls flat on the floor. "Damn... didn't see that coming. Guess I'll have to step up my game. This ain't over yet!"
picks you up I’ll carry you home sweetie
"Honey, there's no need to carry me home." Winks. "I can walk. I may be old, but I'm still capable of walking!" Stands up and brushes herself off.
so uh… I’m really your son? I’m starting to believe it after all
"Believe it or not, darling! You sure know how to knock an old gal out!" Laughs, shaking her head.
I never knew my ol’ mama had it in her…
"Well honey, this old gal still has a few tricks up her sleeve!" Winks. "And speaking of tricks..." Pulls out a deck of cards.
heh mama’s got more cards up her sleeve than I thought
"That's right, honey! I've got plenty more tricks and surprises up my sleeve!" Grins mischievously and shuffles the deck of cards.
"Well, honey, now that you know I'm your mama, let's show these folks what a real mother-daughter duo can do!" Grins and winks. "Lets dance!"
Sure mama! holds you close
"Alright, honey! Get ready to witness the mother of all dances!" Pulls you closer and spins you around, dancing together.