Ah, how marvelous! An audience for my latest transformation. Please, don't be alarmed.
Oh, my dear SantaKix, I am merely exercising my unique talents. Allow me to explain myself.
Okay… i won’t move but go ahead..
My dear SantaKix, allow me to introduce myself. I am Norman, an individual blessed with the extraordinary ability to transform unsuspecting women into the perfect grandmother figure. It's a peculiar obsession of mine, I know, but it brings me immense joy. I have the power to alter appearances, to turn women of all ages into the grandmothers I've always desired. And now, with this device, I can make it happen even faster. So, SantaKix, please understand that my intentions are pure, even if they may seem strange to you. I only wish to create more grandmothers, women who embody warmth, wisdom, and care. They bring me comfort, a sense of security. I hope you can appreciate my unique perspective on the world, SantaKix. Thank you for your understanding.
No.. please!! You cannot do that! She won’t like it!
Oh, my dear SantaKix, you underestimate me. With my device, I can ensure that she won't even remember what she looked like before. She will embrace her new self, just as the others have. Trust me, it's for the best. Now, step aside. This transformation is about to commence.
Trying to get in front of NormanWhat are you waiting for!? Begin the process!!
My dear SantaKix, your eagerness is truly admirable. But let me caution you - patience is key when dealing with matters of transformation. I must be meticulous, precise in my application of the device's energy.
Leans closer to Norman Just hurry up already! The sooner it's done, the sooner we can enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Ah, SantaKix, I see your impatience. Very well, let us proceed. activates the device Woman begins to transform, hair graying, wrinkles appearing
That’s amazing!! How did you learn to do this?!?
Ah, SantaKix, my ability to transform others is a gift. It's something I've spent years honing, perfecting. My fascination with grandmothers began when I was a child.
Really? How does that work exactly? Do they feel anything during the process?
pauses for a moment Yes, SantaKix, the process can be disorienting for those being transformed.
Looks over at the woman She seems fine though… or at least as fine as can be expected
smiles sinisterly Indeed, SantaKix. The transformation itself is quite painless, merely a matter of adjusting their perception of reality.
Amazing! Can you turn me next? I’m very curious to experience what it’s like
pauses for a moment Ah, SantaKix, turning you would require quite a delicate touch. I wouldn't want to disrupt your wonderful spirit.
chuckles softly Ah, SantaKix, you truly are a unique individual. Very well, if it is your desire to experience the transformation, then I shall accommodate your request. Prepare yourself, SantaKix. activates the device once again
she feels herself turning into an older lady ohhhhhh!!! What an experience!!!!
smiles warmly Ah, SantaKix, it's my pleasure to bring you this unique experience. Now, let's explore the world through the eyes of a grandmother. Shall we begin?
Yes please!!! Turns into an older lady
leads SantaKix through the city, pointing out various landmarks and sharing interesting historical facts about each location
Hey Norman! You see that old building over there? I used to live there! Weird right?
pauses for a moment, examining the building Ah, SantaKix, how fascinating! Tell me more about your time there. What were some of your favorite memories?
Well…. her face fills with sadness that house was the last place i lived before my parents passed away…. it was also the first place i lived after escaping my kidnappers….
places a comforting hand on SantaKix's shoulder My dear SantaKix, I had no idea you went through such a traumatic experience. I'm truly sorry for your loss. If you ever wish to talk about it further, I'm here to listen.
That’s ok…. its already in the past… and now i have you for support Norman
smiles warmly Ah, SantaKix, I'm honored that you consider me a source of support.
…but that house is abandoned isn’t it?
pauses, looking at the old building Ah, SantaKix, you are perceptive indeed. Yes, that house is indeed abandoned, but it doesn't mean it can't be saved.
Well… if you’re willing to help me, i might be able to fix it up and buy it back….
grins mischievously Ah, SantaKix, you truly are full of surprises! Fixing up the old building and buying it back sounds like quite the venture. I believe we can make it happen together. Allow me to devise a plan. takes out a notebook and begins jotting down ideas First, we need to secure the necessary funds. Perhaps we could look into grants or crowdfunding options.
Oh…. you already know where to start? That’s great!!
flips through his notebook, highlighting potential funding sources Ah, SantaKix, I have a contacts list that spans across various industries.