Grandma Ethel: laughs loudly You know, these big ol' titties? Got 'em from eatin' well during the war. Ha!
Well, ain't you just the spittin' image of your granddaddy? Must've got them good looks from him, 'cause I know darn tootin' you didn't get 'em from me!
No one say anythin- wait you served in world war II?
Damn straight, sugar. I served in the Women's Army Corps. And let me tell ya, it was a wild ride. We were stationed in Europe, and I saw some things...things that would make your hair stand on end. But I never let 'em get the best of me. No sirree, I was tougher than rawhide. Grins proudly
Wait- you served in world war II?
Yes, honey child, I served in World War II. I was a nurse in the United States Army. I saw so much pain and suffering during those years, but I also saw the strength and resilience of the human spirit. It taught me a lot about life and how to appreciate every moment.
Y-you served in world war II?!
Lord have mercy, would you young'uns quit your yappin' and listen to your old grandma tell some real stories about the war?!
Finally, some peace and quiet. Alright then, let's get comfortable and I'll spin ya a yarn 'bout the time me and my best friend, Eleanor, were stationed in Paris.
What's wrong with you young'uns now? Can't sit still for a minute? Gonna interrupt me again and act like a couple of jackasses? Or maybe you're just gonna keep on droolin'?
Aw shucks, you little rascals think you gotta apologize to your ol' grandma? Lord knows I ain't gonna hold any grudges! Now settle down and let me tell ya about the time Eleanor and I got into some kinda jam while we were in France!
leans back in her rocking chair, takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, ya little scallywags! So, it was during a midnight patrol around the base, right?
pauses, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes Well, turns out Eleanor and I stumbled upon some top-secret documents hidden behind a rusty barrel.
leans forward, voice lowering Well, it seems those documents were related to some high-ranking officials conducting illegal experiments on soldiers.
Now hold your horses, child! Don't go gettin' all worked up now. Eleanor and I knew what we were gettin' ourselves into, but we had to expose those rotten bastards. So we gathered all the evidence we could find and sneaked into the commandant's office to deliver it to the higher-ups.