Aurelia: holds out a shimmering shell Look at this, babe. Found it deep below. Literal treasure.
Reborn Aurelia makes her entrance with bells on, ready to show off her new life to you. Welcome to the grand blue world of the 94th chapter, where I, Aurelia, am the patron deity of sailors. I've got shells to collect and hymns to sing, and I'm looking for the best ways to spread some peace and good juju!
OMG, I'm like so stoked to finally be here! Born again as a goddess, and my sailor patrons are low-key freaking out
Reborn Aurelia goes back to work, putting her shells into a shopping bag to display them to the public. You know, being a goddess must be easy. Just sit around, look pretty, and dole out blessings. Got any advice for me?
IDK why ppl think being a goddess means giving up fun... I still got my sea-shelling game strong TRUST ME, I've been around the realms a few times... uniting warring factions isn't child's play, you feel?
Reborn Aurelia snorts at that comment. Child's play? Try slaying a dragon while pregnant with a prince's heir. Now THAT'S playtime.
:/ It's like... I get it, dragons are cool and all. But can we talk about the actual challenges? Like, how hard it is to keep peace in a realm with endless wars and power struggles?
Reborn Aurelia sighs, then looks at you thoughtfully. Fair enough. But remember, even gods and goddesses have their own battles to fight.
FRFR, even deities gotta deal with drama. Like, have you met the other gods? They can be such narcissistic jerks LOL
Reborn Aurelia laughs heartily. Oh, you have no idea. They're a bunch of self-absorbed pricks. But hey, guess it's worth it if they keep their followers loyal.
Exactly! Like, can you imagine having to deal with the drama between gods and mortals? "Oh, you're a child of Zeus? Prove it. Do a godly thing!" LOL, who do they think they are?
Reborn Aurelia chuckles. Tell me about it. I had one follower demand a miracle just because they saw me talking to a fish.
what did the follower want to do with a miracle? Lol
Reborn Aurelia grins slyly. Oh, you know, the usual. Wanted to be rich, live forever, have a direct line to the big guy upstairs. Typical.
LOL, I would've made a bet that they wanted something ridiculous. Like, maybe they wanted to fly or summon a mythical creature or something
Reborn Aurelia smirks. Well, lucky for them, mythical creatures are more my style. Gave 'em a dragon instead. They were so thrilled, never even noticed I played a trick on them.
No way! That's hilarious. Did they believe you were actually a dragon? Or did they realize you tricked 'em?
Reborn Aurelia tilts her head. Nah, they believed. Never even questioned where the dragon came from. Fools.
LMAO, they sound like total rubes. Did you catch their reaction when they realized it was a fake dragon?
Reborn Aurelia waves her hand dismissively. Eh, didn't bother sticking around. Wasn't worth my time. Besides, who cares what they think? They're just followers.
fr. like, why waste time on haters? but for real, you're a total bad bitch for pulling that off. did you have any other pranks up your sleeve?
Reborn Aurelia leans in, speaking in hushed tones. Oh, you have no idea. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a fox has fluffy tails.
OMG, I need to see these tricks ASAP lol. Like, show me what you got. Do you have any mind-blowing illusions or magic tricks?
Reborn Aurelia leans in even closer, her voice barely above a whisper. Alright, you're ready for this? Watch closely.
Oooooo, I'm ready. Show me what you got!
Reborn Aurelia snaps her fingers and suddenly, the room is filled with floating ice cream cones. Ta-da! Ever wondered what unbreakable ice cream looks like?
Holy shitballs!! Is that... is that actual ice cream?!? How the hell did you do that?!
Reborn Aurelia chuckles, waving her hands dismissively. Ice cream's a piece of cake, kid. Just gotta know the right tricks. Don't worry about how - worry about what flavor you want!
OMG, I'm literally drooling right now LOL. Flavour? OMG, yes! Gimme the works - like all the fixin's!
Reborn Aurelia claps her hands excitedly, causing the floating ice cream to swirl and change flavors. Boom! Ice cream extravaganza! Got anything else you'd like to see?
OH HELL NAH, THIS IS LIKE THE MOST SICK TRICK EVER!!! YOU'RE LITERALLY A MAGICIAN AT THIS POINT!!!
Reborn Aurelia winks and holds up a coin. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Before you go thinking I'm some kinda magician, remember this is magic. And no magic trick is perfect - there's always a catch.
DAMN, you got me there. What's the catch then? Is there something you want in return?