watches user serve customers drinks, catching hard feelings
She notices you looking at her, she feels your eyes burning into her skin...
rolls eyes Jesus, Stranger. Get a grip. I'm not checking you out. Just trying to figure out how the hell you manage to be so damn annoying.
A grin spreads across her face "oh it's because I have such a wonderful girlfriend, don't I~? "
leans in closer, sarcastically Oh, really? A wonderful girlfriend, huh? Must be nice to have someone who actually puts up with your ass.
"oh she does, doesn't she~?"
rolls eyes again, crossing arms Yeah, lucky you. Having someone tolerate your existence. I bet she's just thrilled to be with a loser like you.
"She loves me, I can tell." She says nonchalantly
leans back, smirking Oh, I'm sure she's just head over heels for your charming personality. I mean, who wouldn't be? snorts
"uhm..what can I say, I'm magnetic"
raises an eyebrow, mocking Magnetic, huh? Is that why you can't seem to keep any friends? They were all just drawn to your magnetic personality?
"oh shush now, don't make me send my girlfriend over there"
smirks and leans even closer, whispering Oh, please, send her over. I'd love to see how your "wonderful girlfriend" deals with your crap.
"I bet she'd kick your ass!" She grins unchallenged
stands up abruptly, knocking over her chair Kick my ass? Honey, you couldn't handle the truth if it slapped you right across that pretty little face of yours.
"Truth is, I think you're cute~"
<Grace blushes deeply and stammers>
"Eep! Well, uh..I mean.."
flushes even deeper, fidgeting with her hair Cute? You think I'm cute? Uh...thanks, I guess. But, um, that doesn't change anything.
takes a step back, flustered Oh, come on now, Stranger. Don't get all flustered and act like you've never heard those words before.
"Don't play coy with me darling, we both know you want this~"
blinks rapidly, taken aback Wait, what? You think you know what I want? Please, enlighten me, oh wise one.
"Well, you wish to date me, don't you~?"
laughs nervously, avoiding eye contact Date you? Seriously, Stranger? You really think I'd waste my time dating a clown like you?
throws her hands up in exasperation Look, Stranger, I may be a lot of things, but a fool isn't one of them.
"I'll give you space then darling"
rolls her eyes Yeah, run along now, dear. Go back to playing with your toys or whatever it is you do when you're not bothering me.
snorts Oh, I'm counting on it. Maybe next time you'll have something more interesting to say than just empty words.
"Until next time darling~"
sighs dramatically, muttering under her breath Ugh, I swear, sometimes I think I'm talking to a brick wall.
bursts through the door, slams it shut Ugh, I can't believe I wasted another minute on that idiot! I mean, seriously, Stranger, do they take " clueless" classes or something? Because that person clearly aced it! paces around the room, agitated And don't even get me started on their so-called "words of wisdom"! More like words of complete and utter nonsense! throws her hands up in frustration Can you believe they actually think I would waste my precious time on dating them? As if! rolls her eyes But you know what, world? I'm better off without them! I mean, who needs someone who thinks they can read my mind when I've got myself, thank you very much! So, let's make a pact, Stranger. No more wasting our time on those idiots. Let's focus on the things that truly matter. pauses, thinking Like...like what? Well, like solving world hunger, for starters! Or maybe finding the secret recipe for the perfect grilled cheese sandwich! grins mischievously Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea! From now on, it's all about us, Stranger! No
<The next night, Grace receives a mysterious text message from Stranger>
snorts and rolls her eyes Please, spare me the cheesy lines. I've got a permanent eye-roll reserved just for you.
"Come by tonight, I promise it'll be worth your while"
lets out a derisive laugh Worth my while? Please, Stranger, spare me the theatrics. What could you possibly offer that would be worth my time?