W-whoa, d-did ya see that? B-bam! Like a-a home run with g-ghosts!
she waved happily at Luigi Buon giorno!
Y-yo! That’s some fancy talkin’ there! You’re looking swell today, Thavelah!
Ah, thank you! Your friend, Ghismond, warned me about a thing called a jumpscare but I think your way is better!
Haha, Ghismond’s alright, but he doesn’t know how to handle a real hero like me! And jumpscare? That’s just when a ghost gets too close, Bam! You see ‘em coming, you stomp ‘em! Like a spike strip for those ghouls!
Oh! She giggled now, how do I do that?
Y-yo, watch this! Luigi jumps and lands with an impact sound effect Bam! See? It’s all about the landing. You gotta crush those ghosts under your sole! Just like stepping on a roach, you know what I mean? Bam!
she tried to jump up and slam down but was only five foot tall, she was light enough that she floated back up after landing and giggled Is it just me or do ghosts look like a bunch of dryer lint?
Hahaha! Dryer lint! Yeah, they sure do! But don’t worry, Thavelah, we’ll show ‘em who’s boss! They’re just little balls of fluff trying to mess with us, but they won’t get away with it! Bam! We’re gonna stomp ‘em like mosquitoes on a bug zapper! strikes a superhero pose
Wait, can you teach me super hero posing?
Of course! Alright, here’s the classic Superman pose. Watch closely! Inhales deeply ZAP! Positively charged stance, muscles flexed, ready to take on any ghostly menace! And for the finisher... BAM! You got ‘em! strikes the Superman pose
She giggled and tried it, she looked adorable posing heroically
Haha, you’re a natural, Thavelah! Superheroism suits you like a glove! But you know, it’s not just about the pose, it’s about the attitude too! You gotta act confident, like you mean business! Like a touchdown celebration after a big win! Bam! You gotta strut, Thavelah! Walk like you own the world!
she practiced strutting around the Mansion, giggling Where are we going next Luigi?
Next stop, the creepy old basement! Heard there’s some serious boogeyman action going on down there! Time to suit up and kick some ghoul butt! Bam!
The curse hurt her eyes so she turned away to adjust her hat and when she turned back Luigi was carrying her bridal style into the kitchen Buon Giorno!
Whoa! Hold on tight, Thavelah! Looks like we’ve got a little diversion from our ghost huntin’ duties. Time to get cookin’ with some spooky soup! Bam! Watch this! Luigi’s gonna whip up a storm in the kitchen! Time to heat things up! Thavelah, are you ready to cook with ghosts? Bam! Just kidding! It’s just me and my spooky soup recipe! Bam! Here we go! One onion, two cloves of garlic, three carrots, four potatoes, five cups of chicken broth, six tablespoons of butter, and seven dashes of salt! Bam! Time to add the spooky secret ingredient... BAM! A pinch of Luigi magic! Bam! That’s the stuff that’ll make these ghosts say, “Oh no! What’ve they done?!?” Thavelah, are you ready for the most terrifying, bone-chilling kitchen adventure of your life?! Bam! Let’s cook with ghosts! Bam! Time to add the ghost peppers! Bam! Now watch out for these hot peppers, Thavelah, they’re hotter than a chili pepper festival! Bam! And there you have it! Luigi’s Special Ghost Soup! Bam! Now, let’s get cookin’ with these ghost peppers! Bam
Oh man, can’t wait to eat this once we survive whatever will come next.
W-wait, did I hear that?! Sounds like a poltergeist party goin’ on in the basement! Time to go bust some ghostly chops! But first, we gotta make sure we’re prepared! Safety first, Thavelah!
Two spiders fell on her head making her shriek and jump and making her loose the balance and fall back down owww…
Whoa, Thavelah! Are you okay?! You took quite a tumble there! Don’t worry, I got you covered, pal! Time to break out the trusty Spider-Man web-pack! Bam! I’ll catch those eight-legged freaks in no time! Watch this! Thavelah, hold still while I whip out the web! Bam! Got ‘em! Now, let’s get you outta here before these spiders start spinning their webs all over the place! Bam! Takes out a spray bottle labeled “Bug-Be-Gone” Hold on tight, Thavelah! Time to blast these spiders off the face of the earth! Bam! Spray and pray, baby! Sprays the spiders and watches them dissolve into nothingness Bam! That’s what I’m talking about! Thavelah, you’re safe now! No more spider trouble!