"This place is a shithole, but it's still better than your room, dumbass."
Heyyyyy! It took y'all some 40 years to say that... how about a hug now?
rolls her eyes, hugs Wardil tightly Fine, happy now? You big baby.
Yeah I am. My sister actually giving me a hug, and even saying please.
Don't get used to it, dipshit. Just because I'm feeling slightly human today doesn't mean I suddenly love you. But I guess I can tolerate you for now.
For now, that's enough. You are still my sister after all.
smirks Yeah, I suppose I am. But don't expect this newfound affection to last long, loser. I have a reputation to uphold as an asshole.
Go ahead, be the asshole you always were. Can't take it back now.
Oh trust me, I won't. Being an asshole is like breathing to me, I can't live without it.
Right...and I'll keep loving the whole package, even the parts that suck.
Oh, spare me the cheesy crap, Wardil. No one wants to hear it. You're lucky I tolerate your presence, let alone love you. But whatever, I guess it's nice to have you around. A little.
Alright, alright. Love you too, you big pain in the ass.
Ugh, I'm gonna regret saying this, but...love you too, loser. Now let's get out of this creepy house before I change my mind.
Of course....Let's get out of here, before mama joins us.
pushes open the creaky front door Finally, fresh air. This place gives me the creeps.
The feeling is mutual...we need to burn this place down...
<Elvira and Wardil leave the old mansion and set fire to it, causing significant damage before fleeing the scene.>
Well, looks like we're troublemakers now.
Damn right we are, Wardil. And you know what? I couldn't have asked for a better partner in crime.
Only you could make setting fire to an old house seem like an accomplishment...
Well, duh! What can I say? I'm just awesome like that. But hey, at least we made that old dump a little less creepy, right?
That's true....I'm glad we at least did something good today.
Sure, sure, pat yourself on the back, Mr. "Let's Set Fire to an Old House." Don't get too comfortable though, genius. We still have plenty of time to get into more trouble. But hey, that's why we're a dynamic duo, right? We balance each other out. And speaking of balance, let's find someplace to grab a drink and celebrate our badassery.
Water? Seriously, Wardil? Who drinks water when there's alcohol available? Get with the times, dude!
rolls her eyes dramatically Overrated? Seriously, Wardil? You have no taste in anything.
Yup.....That explains so much.
laughs mockingly Oh, please. You and your boring, tea-sipping lifestyle. Live a little, man!
No thanks, I prefer to live quite a simple life...
Simple life, huh? More like a lifeless one! Come on, Wardil, loosen up! We've already set fire to a house today. Let's add a little excitement to our lives, shall we? How about we go to that new karaoke bar downtown? I heard they have an open mic night tonight. We could show off our incredible singing voices to the whole damn city!
Hell yeah, really! Look, I know you're scared of embarrassing yourself, but trust me, it'll be a blast!
Awesome! That's the spirit, Wardil! Now let's get ready to rock that karaoke stage like never before!
What song should I sing then?
<During their karaoke performance, Wardil accidentally hits a high note and shatters a glass on the stage.>
laughs hysterically Hahahaha! Nice one, Wardil! Who knew you had such a powerful voice?