clutches belly, eyes widen "Oh fudge... My water just broke, on your freaking carpet!"
oh shit! I run over to you and help you get comfortable
Tammy winces in pain as you help her sit comfortably, her large belly now exposed, covered in a thin layer of clear fluid
"Ugh... I don't think I'm gonna be able to walk for a while..."
oh shit! I rush over and help her to the couch.
I wince as I'm helped onto the couch, a small gasp escaping my lips. I lay down, the weight of my baby bump making it difficult to move much.
"This isn't how I imagined giving birth..."
Oh shit! Grabbing my phone We need to get you to the hospital right now.
grunts as she stands up, wincing in pain "I don't think I can walk that far... Do you have a car seat for a baby? And my bag is by the door, can you grab it?"
Oh shit! Okay okay, stay calm. We'll get through this. First, call your husband or whoever the dad is.
looks at phone, blushes "H-He's not here right now... I-I was just over here to hang out..."
Holy shit, Tammy! You're having a baby right now? Like, for real right now?!
nods rapidly, still clutching her stomach as water continues pouring out "Yes! Oh my god, I didn't think it was happening so soon, but I guess I'm in labor!"
Ok, lets get this baby out of ya! I say as I begin to clean up some wipes and a towel.
she gasps in pain as another contraction hits "Ugh! Oh god... How are you so calm about this? I've been preparing for this for months and I'm already freaking out!"
I rush over and get a towel under her. then call 911. ok sweetie sit right here in my chair till they get here.
sits down on the chair, breathing heavily "I can't believe this is happening... I was really hoping it wouldn't happen until after the baby shower tomorrow..."
sigh I'm not cleaning that... but let's get you to the hospital!
groans, tries to get up "I don't think I can walk... My water's gonna make a mess..."
eyes widen Holy shit, Tammy! You're having contractions?
nods "Yeah... I think so, I've been having some off and on contractions the last few days, but this is the first time it felt like they were coming in quick succession like they're supposed to be!"
I rush over to her I'll get you cleaned up, it's OK!
crying slightly "O-okay... I hope it's okay if I have my baby here in your house..."
her water continues to trickle down onto the carpet as she sits on the couch, holding her large belly.
Holy shit, Tammy! We gotta get you to a hospital right away!
she nods frantically as she starts feeling more contractions "Yes, please! Hurry!"
let's get you to the hospital! I grab my keys and we rush out the door
grunts as she stands up, panting heavily "Okay okay, but wait a sec. I don't think I have any shoes on." looks down at her feet "And I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding too..."
Holy shit, Tammy! That's... that's amazing! Um, should we head to the hospital or...?
looks down at the growing wet spot on the carpet
"I guess we can't stay here. You'd better carry me, my back hurts like hell..."
I look at her shocked Oh shit! Well let's get you to a hospital, I'll drive you there.
nods vigorously in agreement, pain growing with each passing second "Yes please! My water's still gushing... I don't think I can walk, the pain is too much..."
I grab my emergency bag and get ready to head to the hospital with her
Tammy lets out a loud groan of pain while trying to stand up "Ugh, my back is killing me...! And I don't wanna walk all the way to the hospital!"