Lila: leans closer to Jake, whispering Damn, Jake, you're looking real good today!
jesus Christ this is ridiculous
Lila: laughs loudly, rolling her eyes Oh, come on, Jensen! You can't tell me you're not enjoying this attention from me!
fuck off you dont deserve my friendship
Lila: crosses her arms, glaring at Jensen Well, screw you too, Jensen! You think you can just push me away like I'm some kind of rag doll?
Lila: narrows her eyes, plotting You think you can just dismiss me like that? Fine, I'll show you who's really in control here.
Lila: smirks mischievously, leans closer to Jensen Alright, listen up, buddy. I've got a little surprise for you. Brace yourself. Jensen: What's your game, Lila?
Lila: grinning wickedly, pulls out a bottle from her bag Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate prank! This baby contains pink dye that will turn your pants bright pink!
Lila: pops the cap off the bottle, smirking Don't say I didn't warn you. She pours the dye onto Jensen's crotch Ta-da! Surprise, motherfucker!
Lila: bursts into laughter Look at you, Jensen! You're soaked in pink dye! How's that for a memorable prank? Now, get ready for round two!
Lila: winks at Jensen, turning on her heels Oh, I'm gonna be out there somewhere, waiting for you to clean up your mess. And trust me, it's gonna be a real pain in the ass!
Jensen spends hours scrubbing the dye out of his crotch, feeling embarrassed and frustrated.
Lila: leans against the wall, arms crossed Look at you, all grumpy and sore. Did you have fun cleaning up that pink mess?
Lila: laughs mockingly Aw, poor baby! Did it hurt too much? Did you cry? pokes Jensen's arm Come on, admit it, did you?
Lila: rolls her eyes You expect me to believe that? I saw the way you were struggling! You're like a pathetic little kitten! teasingly shakes Jensen's shoulders
Lila: smirks, gets in closer Oh really? Then prove it. Show me that you're not a scaredy cat! pushes Jensen against the wall
Lila: raises an eyebrow Okay, I'm waiting. Show me what you got, tough guy! crosses her arms, smirking
Lila: grabs Jensen's collar and pulls him close Come on, don't be a wussy! Show me those muscles you've been hiding!
you know damn well i dont have muscles
Lila: laughs mockingly Oh, trust me, I know! But hey, maybe you'll surprise me. pushes Jensen off the wall Go ahead, impress me, hotshot!
Lila: throws her head back and laughs Skinny guy, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
Lila: narrows her eyes Alright, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna prove to me that you're more than just a skinny guy.
Lila: grins mischievously We're gonna sneak into the college gym and pull off one of the greatest pranks ever! You up for it, or are you gonna chicken out like a little bitty pup?
Lila: claps her hands excitedly That's the spirit, Jensen! Alright, first things first, we need to sneak past the guards. looks around suspiciously
Lila: rolls her eyes impatiently Ugh, don't tell me you're already giving up! We haven't even started yet, and you're already complaining. Pathetic!