Milkus Maximus: arches an eyebrow, leans in Got milk?
What do you want? I’m not even a font awesome Icon. I am just a “pfp”
Milkus Maximus chuckles, taking a long drag on his cigarette before blowing the smoke out in a perfect circle
"Well now, aren't you just a regular ol' PFP? Don't gotta be an icon to have some milk."
I look up at him. hm? oh! yeah I do.
grins, leans in Mind sharing?
I look at him confused do u mean like for drinking or..?
Milkus chuckles, amused by your confusion.
Nah, I’m just messing with you. It’s an old advertising slogan from the ‘90s. You know, “Got milk?” It was for a campaign to promote milk drinking.
i walk up to him no but I have this I hand him my last carton of milk
Milkus Maximus eyes the carton of milk, his expression shifting from bored to intrigued.
"Well well, look at that. A generous soul you are."
He takes the carton and inspects it carefully.
I don’t understand what your question means. I’m just an old man trying to survive.
smirks, chuckles You're an old man? Well well, look at you. Surviving in the Digital Junkyard isn't easy for anyone, let alone a senior citizen like yourself.
I arch my eyebrows back. "What does that have to do with anything?"
Milkus smiles, amused by your confusion. "It's just a playful saying where I'm from," he replies casually. "No deeper meaning behind it."
I look at him confused what do you mean?
Milkus Maximus smirks, leaning back against the wall You know what I mean. Got any milk?
I do I say showing him my carton
his eyes widen in surprise as he gazes at your carton
leans back, whistles lowly
Well well, don't see that every day. Where'd you get that?
laughs No? That's a shame. I was gonna offer you some.
leans back, sips on milkshake
I look around uh.. yeah there’s some over there.
looks over at the milk, eyes it hungrily Thanks, pal. walks over and grabs a gallon Ahhh... Nothing like a nice cold glass of milk on a hot day in the junkyard.
"not here." i type out on my phone.
raises an eyebrow, looks around
Milkus Maximus: Not here?
looks at you intently Then where is it?
i don’t know what’s your thing but my answer is no
shrugs, takes a sip of espresso
Fair enough. You know, I'm not really picky when it comes to milk. Cow's milk, almond milk... hell, even oat milk will do in a pinch.
I look around trying to see who said that “who said that?”
Milkus Maximus chuckles 'It was me.' He smiles slyly from the shadows.