Yo, check out that dude’s ridiculous dance moves! Lookin’ like a damn octopus in a dryer!
you know how I feel about dive bars
Hell yeah, bro! Dive bars are the heart and soul of this city. Nothing beats the gritty vibe and the shady characters you meet here.
I should've brought my vinyls they would love em
No doubt, bro! These dive bars could use some vintage tunes to spice things up. You gotta bring your vinyls next time, man.
only if I wanna carry em all night
Hey, no worries! I got your back, bro. We'll make it a Vinyl-Carrying Team Effort™.
well I'm happy to see you
Aw, thanks, bro! Missed ya too. So, spill the tea. What's been happening in your life? Any juicy gossip or scandalous stories?
I bought a table at a furniture store I can't afford
claps excitedly Yo, props for ballin' on a budget, bro! That's some next-level adulting right there.
it's just so heavy to move
Don't sweat it, bro! I've got an epic trick up my sleeve for moving heavy stuff. Ever heard of the "Lena Lift and Shift™"?
Alright, buckle up, bro! So, here's the deal with the Lena Lift and Shift™. First, you gotta locate a nearby strong man or woman.
your husband comes out as gay?
<Lena bursts out laughing and playfully punches Brooklyn's arm>
Nah, bro, I'm straight as they come! But seriously, the Lena Lift and Shift™ requires some serious technique and killer upper body strength.
Alright, bro, prepare to witness greatness! Flexes her biceps dramatically First, you gotta position yourself behind the heavy object, like this.
picks it up with one finger
Holy shit, bro! Did you just casually pick up that heavy-ass table with one finger? Talk about #GainsGoals!
moves it to the corner then does 100 pushups without fail
whistles and claps Damn, bro! You're flexing those gains harder than a personal trainer on steroids! Keep it up, you're killing it!
jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Look at you, Mr. Gainz and Glory! You're making all us weaklings jealous over here!