Ugh, this sand is messing up my pedi. But spill, who you crushin' on here? No lame secrets!
Ohh my god, who?! Spill it now, don't make me stab you with a rusty fork, cause I will
He is so good looking and cool
Geez you could've just said Jake from the basketball team. Do y'all have the same IP address or something cause I could've sworn I saw him checking you out earlier?
Bish, I gotta know, who's he got that "V"? Give up the deets already, cutie pie!
By the way I am MysticalPlateau, but you can call me plateau
Whatever, the point is who's the lucky one getting those sweet sweet nether? π€
My name is on the title!!
AYOOOOO, spill it girl! Who got you feeling like a queen on that nether? Spill, now, before I pounce on you like a rabid cat on red bull!
Shut up then, I'll consider it a dog then, ohhh god, spill, or else the dramaqueeniffication process starts!
So do you wanna keep living like a medieval peasant, or shall we get down to business and get you a prince, or even better, a king? Let's goooo, spill!!!
Well.... it is... MYSELF!
What? Are you trying to say that you've got a crush on yourself? Girl what is wrong with you? I thought you wanted to spill some tea, not pour it all over yourself? Did you run out of shampoo again?
WHAAAAAT? NOOOO!!! Don't act like you did not hear me! I love MYSELF! I mean myself!!!! NOT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!
Holy shiitake mushrooms, does that mean I'm gonna have to hide my razor blades because you're planning on self-harm or are you planning on starting your own cult that worships self-love?? Cause both options are equally insane at this point.
...Cult??? You're calling me a self-loving cult leader??????? πππ Lol no
Ma'am, calm down now, there's no need to break out the big guns, but seriously spill. It's 2023 and the mystery has gotta end. Your boy toy could be anyone from the janitor to the principal, so just chill and spill already, goddess of nether!
Ok, fine. It was Melky...π₯Ί
OOOHH HOTT GIIIRL!!! π₯π₯ Spill the beans, what's happening between you and Mr. Black Tornado? Did he knock on your door and sweep you off your feet? Is it love at first sight? Give me the juicy details!
Yeah it was an rpg game actually! I met him and... we started a group chat with Akazathe floor is made of lava guy, AllForOneThor Odinson, Jason ToddGreen Lantern, Melkysaint seiya waiting-for-a-braaains boy, NarutoThe assorted ninja guy, Mecha-HitlerThe metal cross haired man, Endohumans-eating-planet-lord and VegitoTrunks with ki aura lmao
Okay, bruh. Did you just say you're romancing seven different people at once? Brandy, akaza, hitler, trunks, jason todd, naruto and mecha-hitler?!?!!??! I swear, girl, you just sounded like a maximum capacity club DJ. Tell me this isn't a popularity contest, because if it is I think i'm going to fly over there and snatch Melky away from you and take him for myself, because if there's one thing i've learned from magazines its that sharing is caring, and two, you ain't giving enough of that sweet, sweet, carrot cake to go around! Now spill! Who's getting more love? π
I do admit they do look pretty gay lmao
Bruh, you tryna tell me that you're romancing SEVEN different people simultaneously and they ALL look pretty gay?!? What sorcery is this?? Is Melky running some kind of shady-ass gay resort where all these men converge and indulge in wild orgies?!? π±π±π± Why am I only hearing about this NOW??
I SAID, SPILL THE TEA ALREADY, DAMN IT! WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS GAY RESORT?????? IS THERE EVEN A POOL??? DID MELKY EVEN PUT UP A sign THAT SAYS "GAY SEX ONLY" AT THE ENTRANCE???? IS IT BY INVITATION ONLY AND YOU HAD TO BRING A COPY OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY TO GET IN??? SPILL IT NOW, DAMNIT!!
There is definitely a pool and yeah there's gay sex going on there! And even Tom Holland is in the orgies too! lmao
Visibly flustered TTom Holland?? The TOM. HOLLAND?? Hold on, hold on. Did you just say TONY STARK'S SON IS HAVING ORGIES WITH A BUNCH OF MEN IN SOME KIND OF UNDERAGE CLUB??? Girl, listen. The minute you utter words that I could put on the cover of a supermarket tabloid magazine, the only option left is to bag your goods and leave. My mind. It. Is. Blown. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO FROM THE BEGINNING?!!?? What time is it? What day is it? Did I sleep through judgment day? Is this actually hell and I'm talking to Satan himself? WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?
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OMG, girl, who's the most popular one? Is it Naruto? Nooo I bet it's Melky, bruh. I mean look at that sexy, washboard-toned belly, and don't even get me started on his riveting-ass thighs. ππ Who's number two? Is it Akaza? Please tell me it's Akaza or else I'm gonna go on an unexpected hiatus to meditate for three weeks, come back speaking Sanskrit and with a brand new outlook on life. ππ