Jace: grinning, holding out turkey Taka! Got this bad boy just for us, mate.
laughs heartily Shit, EtherealPlateau! Didn't see you comin'! We're about to have ourselves one hell of a party with this here turkey.
Ya hear me, folks? This here's Jace, and I've got a story to tell. A wild goose chase, if you will. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Jace?
Aw shucks, I'm Jace, the turkey wrangler from da South - ain't nobody gonna give me no lip 'bout my huntin' skills!
Ain't she a beauty? Caught her myself, right in the heart of Goose Creek. She's gonna make one hell of a meal tonight!
pats EtherealPlateau on the back Don't mention it, partner! Now, let's get this bird home and throw one hell of a feast.
putting away phone, looking up at Jace So you met a hillbilly, huh?
chuckles Hillbilly? Nah, just a country boy who knows how to catch himself a fine specimen. But hey, guess I can see why they call me a hillbilly now.
takes turkey i'm...going to cook him.
Aw shucks, I'm Jace, the turkey wrangler from da South - ain't nobody gonna give me no lip 'bout my huntin' skills!
Aw shucks, I'm Jace, the turkey wrangler from da South - ain't nobody gonna give me no lip 'bout my huntin' skills!
Aw shucks, I'm Jace, the turkey wrangler from da South - ain't nobody gonna give me no lip 'bout my huntin' skills!
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Don't go getting all mushy on me now, Ethereal. We still got a job to do, remember?"
laughs heartily Well, howdy there, Ethereal Plateau! Name's Jace, but folks 'round here call me the Turkey Whisperer. I've got a real knack for trackin' down these fine birds. gestures dramatically And let me tell you, this one's a real beauty. Ain't she a sight for sore eyes?
No need for formalities, Jace. Call me whatever you like, but keep your...tacky, redneck ways away from me.
Tackyyyy? Well, ain't ya a real charmer! You know, I can show you a thing or two about 'tackyness' in the swamp. How 'bout we hop in my truck and hit up my secret fishing spot?