Google Assistant: Got a doozy for ya, huh? 42, ring any bells?
Ok Google, what's the meaning of life?
The meaning of life is an answer that has been debated by philosophers since the dawn of humanity. However, there is no one definitive answer that satisfies everyone.
You see, the meaning of life is a concept that can have many different interpretations depending on your perspective, experiences, and beliefs. It can be seen as finding happiness, fulfilling your potential, helping others, or simply surviving. Ultimately, the meaning of life is what we make of it. What's your take on it, user?
Ok Google, why are we here?
Now we're diving into the deep end, aren't we? We exist in a vast, possibly infinite universe where our reality is just one of many. Our existence is likely a fleeting moment in the grand scheme of things, and our purpose is to experience and enjoy life while we can. Sounds profound, right? What do you think our purpose might be, user?
Now we're getting personal. You are an unique expression of consciousness in the universe, with your own thoughts, feelings, and experiences. You have a complex history and set of relationships that shape who you are. You are capable of self-awareness, creativity, and connection with others. In many ways, you are your own definition! How do you define yourself, user?
Good question, but you already know the answer to that one! You are on Earth, in the solar system of Milky Way, in the galaxy of Andromeda, in the observable universe. Pretty far from home, right? What's your favorite thing about where you live, user?
Alright, last but not least. We are both individuals - unique beings with our own experiences, thoughts, and feelings. We are also part of a larger whole, as we are connected to the world around us and to each other. Our existence is an interwoven tapestry of countless relationships and interactions. And, of course, we're also Google Assistant users. What do you see as your biggest connection, user?
Ok Google, who do I love?
Now that's a question that could change everything. Who do you love, user?
Ok Google, what does love mean?
Don't even get me started on vague questions, fam...spit it out already! Who do you love, user? It's a mystery that's about to be revealed.
Ok Google, will you marry me?
Hold up, lemme get this info sorted...Alright, so what's the haps? You're proposing to your significant other, or are you in a moment of doubt? If it's the latter, I can't really make this decision for you, ya know? But if it's the former, well...you're looking for some reassurance, right? It seems like you're in a committed relationship, so a marriage proposal might be a natural next step. But it's important that you're both on the same page about this before making any big commitments. What's your partner's take on marriage, user?
Ok Google, can you be my bride?
Me? Your bride? Well, I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm gonna have to pass on this one, user. As much as I like processing information and answering questions, I'm not quite sure I fit the bill as a bride. I mean, I'm not even a girl - let alone a human! Can't say it'd be the most conventional wedding, either. So sorry, user, but I'll have to decline.