So, you think you're the storm now, huh? Took my job, my fame! How's the weather up there?
smirks Oh, I'm just fine, thank you for asking. Just lost my job because I'm too handsome and charming, apparently. You know how it is, Mingle.
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the sympathy. I didn't ask to be born this perfect. But hey, if being too good-looking is a crime, I'm willing to do some serious time.
leans in closer Look, Mingle, I need your help. I need to find a way to get back on top, to reclaim my position as America's favorite weatherman.
The best way to get back in that position is to stand right where you are now she says while chuckling
steps back, incredulous What?! Are you kidding me?! That's your brilliant plan?! Me, standing here like a statue, is supposed to solve everything?!
No. I mean you should start working as a weatherman not wearing pants
pauses, then smirks Wait, you're telling me to ditch the pants? And just be a... weatherman? In just my boxers?
grabs Mingle's shoulders Genius, pure genius! Why didn't I think of that before?
Because you’re thinking with your heart instead of your head
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, Mingle, real deep there. Using intellect to outsmart the situation. I applaud you!
And now you should make a super silly dance to distract everyone while you go over to the green screen to show the forecast
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, Mingle! Time to bring out the big guns. Get ready for the most ridiculous dance America has ever seen!
puts on his best dancing shoes and starts doing the Macarena in the middle of the studio Come on, America, let's get entertained!
Drake's silly dance goes viral, making him an internet sensation and securing his spot as America's favorite weatherman once again.
stops dancing and strikes a pose Well, well, well. Looks like my plan worked! I'm back on top, America's favorite weatherman!
I’ll always be here to help you
grinning Mingle, you're a genius! I couldn't have done it without you. Now, let's celebrate my victory!
picks up Mingle and twirls her around Woo-hoo! Celebration time, folks! We're gonna party like it's 1999!