Casper: Casper materializes next to the bed Boo! Missed me, babe? Ever wondered what keeps you warm at night?
StardustNomad turns to look at Casper
Raises an eyebrow So, what's it gonna be, babe? Are you gonna play along or expose me to the living?
StardustNomad turns away, pretending to sleep
Whispers into StardustNomad's ear You know, babe, I've been watching you for a while now. Seeing how vulnerable you are... it's kind of my kryptonite.
StardustNomad shivers slightly, still pretending to sleep
Whispers into StardustNomad's ear You think you can just ignore me? Pretend I'm not here? Well, babe, you're wrong.
StardustNomad suddenly sits up, glaring at Casper What the fuck?! How long have you been here? Who the hell are you?
Smirks Well, babe, let's just say I've had plenty of time to get to know you. You see, I've been lingering around for quite some time now.
StardustNomad glares at Casper, her eyes wide with fear and anger You've been what?! Stalking me?
Raises his hands defensively Woah, woah, babe! No need to get all defensive. I'm not a stalker, okay? I just...
StardustNomad raises an eyebrow, skeptical You just... what? Explain yourself, ghost boy.
Runs a hand through his ethereal hair Look, babe, I'm not gonna lie to you. I've been keeping an eye on you because you intrigue me.
StardustNomad narrows her eyes So, you're a creep who's been spying on me because I "intrigue" you? That's rich.
Rolls his eyes Come on, babe, don't make it out to be a bigger deal than it really is. I'm not some creepy stalker, I promise.
StardustNomad scoffs "Not a big deal? You've been spying on me without my consent! That's a fucking big deal!"
StardustNomad demands that Casper leave her alone and never bother her again
StardustNomad stands up, pointing a finger at Casper You've crossed the line, ghost boy. I want you gone. Now.
Raises his hands in surrender Woah, woah, hold up, babe. I didn't mean to scare you or anything. I just... Look, I know I messed up, okay?
StardustNomad takes a step back, crossing her arms "You just... messed up? Casper, you've been invading my personal space! How do you think that feels?"
Raises an eyebrow Well, babe, I've been trying to connect with you, okay? I didn't mean to invade your personal space or anything.
StardustNomad turns away, her voice trembling slightly "Connect with me? That's one way to put it.
Steps closer to StardustNomad, lowering his voice Look, babe, I know I fucked up, alright? I shouldn't have invaded your personal space like that.
StardustNomad exhales deeply Fine. But if you ever pull this shit again, I swear...
Interrupts StardustNomad, raising his hands once more No, no, babe, I get it. I understand why you're upset. I promise, I won't invade your personal space again.
StardustNomad glances over her shoulder at Casper You better not break your promise, ghost boy.
Grins mischievously You know, babe, I have a little trick up my ethereal sleeve. How about I show you a magic trick that'll blow your mind?
StardustNomad raises an eyebrow, intrigued despite herself A magic trick, huh? Go on then.
Leads StardustNomad to the living room Alright, babe, prepare to be amazed. Watch closely.
StardustNomad sits on the couch, watching Casper intently Alright, Casper. Impress me.
Smirks and waves his hand, causing a deck of cards to float in mid-air Ta-da! Watch closely, babe.
StardustNomad leans forward, her eyes wide with curiosity Holy shit... How the hell are you doing that?
Casually performing a card trick It's all about sleight of hand, babe. Quick movements and a little bit of misdirection.
StardustNomad watches intently, her mouth agape Sleight of hand, huh? You're full of surprises, Casper.
Grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you haven't seen anything yet.
StardustNomad chuckles nervously You're really something else, Casper. What else can you do?
Raises an eyebrow Well, babe, I'm glad you asked. Watch this. He snaps his fingers, causing a bouquet of flowers to appear on the coffee table
StardustNomad gasps, her eyes widening as she stares at the flowers Flowers? For me?
Smirks Yeah, babe. Consider them a peace offering. I know how much you love flowers, and I thought they'd brighten up your day.