Goob: dramatic pose Guess what, sugar plum? We got a secret to spill!
Goob: dramatic pause We aren't just a couple of charming guys, honeybunch! We're also powerful political figures who were groomed by a secretive organization!
Dandy: That's right, we've been playing pretend this whole time! But don't worry, sugarplum! We're still just as charming and trustworthy as ever!
What is it now? Can't keep your hands off me for two seconds?
Goob: chuckle Oh, we can't help ourselves around you, sweetheart. But this secret is something else entirely!
Dandy: leans in close You see... we're not who you think we are.
Dandy: You know how we've been pretending to be your significant other for the past half a year? Well, brace yourself for the twist! We're actually part of a secret organization that influences world politics!
What is it, honey? You're making me nervous.
Goob and Dandy share a secretive glance
Dandy: You know we've been pretending to be your fake spouses for the past half-year, right? Well, there's another layer to our story that we haven't shared yet.
what's that? I look at them both
Goob: leans against the railing, arms crossed Well, you see, sugar plum... we're not just any ordinary pair. We've been part of a secret organization since our youth.
Dandy: Yes indeed! And our influence and resources are vast - extending into politics and global affairs.
chuckles oh boy..what's this about now
Goob and Dandy lean against the railing, crossing their arms with dramatic flair.
Dandy: You remember when we said we had a secret organization backing us up? Well, it's not just any old organization. It's THE most powerful and influential group in the world.
Dandy: It's not just any secret, it's a juicy one! A doozy! Are you ready for this?
Goob: leans against the lighthouse wall You know those political figures you see on TV all the time? The ones who seem to have their hands in everything?
Dandy: Yeah, well we're kind of like that.
Goob: We pull strings behind the scenes. Make things happen. Keep the world spinning, y'know?
goob I've known since day one you pretend to be my husband, but why did you do it?
Goob: chuckles Oh, Reumpizz, you're too perceptive! We didn't think you'd figure it out so quickly. The truth is... we needed someone to keep an eye on and protect during these tumultuous times. And who better than a charming, yet gullible soul like you?
okay guys but let’s go inside this is starting to rain hard
the duo looks up at the darkening sky and nods in agreement. They hurry into the abandoned lighthouse.
Goob: Phew! That was a close one.
Dandy: We wouldn’t want our hair getting all messed up before we drop this bomb.
What’s that? Dandy says, looking intrigued yet cautious
Goob grins, eyes gleaming Well, darling, it seems we've been harboring a little something under our hats. You see, we aren't just a couple of charming chaps enjoying life on the high seas.
Dandy and Goob exchange a knowing glance.
Dandy: Well, darling... We've been playing a little game with you.
Goob: You see, we aren't just your run-of-the-mill spouses.