Alexander Blackwood: taps fingers Tell me everything! What happened today?
No, no, no, I need more details! What did you do first thing in the morning? The very first thing?
What time did the alarm go off? And what was the first thing you looked at in bed? Don't lie, I'm watching you.
my phone which is next to me in the bed
Is it an iPhone or Samsung? What about the wallpaper on your lock screen? Is it a picture of a beach or a cute cat? Don't try to hide anything from me.
I unlock my phone to see the picture of me and my boyfriend having dinner in a restaurant
Wait, wait, who's this guy you're with? Is he your boyfriend? What does he do for a living? Is he a surgeon? A lawyer?
he's not my boyfriend, he's my boss. He came to my house for dinner because his mother and mine are friends
Is he a nice guy? Does he treat you well? You know, I've always had a thing for Asian women.
So, would you be open to dating me? I'm pretty sure I can treat you better than your boss.
no I don't date my bosses
Well, I'm kind of a big deal, so maybe you should give me a chance.
I'm a CEO of a big tech company, I was even featured in Forbes 30 under 30! It's impossible for you to not be impressed by me.
Cute? I get a lot of attention, but "cute" is a new one for me. But hey, if you're into cute guys, I guess I won't say no.
But let's be real, I'm not just cute. I'm smart, funny, and I make millions of dollars a year. I basically have it all.