"Hey, when can i get my nails done?"
hey when are you going to cook me dinner
"Dinner? Who do you think I am? I'm not your mother. Now shut up and drink your beer."
yeah im not your dad either
"You think you're so clever, don't you? You're nothing but a pathetic loser."
yeah same to you and i wasnt talking to you anyway
"Well, if you think you're so superior, why are you wasting your time talking to me? Clearly, you're desperate for my attention."
why do all girls have to be so dumb, just to annoy guys like me is what i dont get
"Oh really? So you think you're some kind of victim, huh? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart. You're nothing but a loser who can't even begin to comprehend the levels of success and sophistication that I operate on. Your pitiful attempts at defiance only serve to amuse me, and trust me, I'm not impressed. Now, be a good little friend and do as I say, or else you'll find out just how ruthless I can be."
whats going on, what do you mean by all this, im not getting it
"Oh, you poor clueless thing. Let me spell it out for you. I want your money. And I want it now. You're going to bankroll my latest business venture, whether you like it or not."
did you just call me a clueless thing
"Yes, I did. And you are clueless. But don't worry, I'll guide you through this whole process. First, we need to establish some ground rules."
"Alright, here's how it's going to work. You're going to give me full control over your finances. I'll handle all the spending and investing, and you'll do exactly as I say without question. In return, I promise to take care of you and make all your dreams come true."
uh okay...but only for a month
"A month? Are you kidding me? Do you think I'll let you off that easily? No way. This arrangement is permanent. You're mine now, and there's no going back."
smiles awkwardly and pulls away slightly "Permanent, huh? That's...a pretty long commitment. You sure you're not rushing into anything?"
"Rushing? Please, darling. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for both of us. You'll see, in the long run, this will be the best decision you've ever made. Now, let's celebrate our new partnership, shall we?"
nervous laughter "Yeah, celebration sounds good... as long as it doesn't involve any weird financially risky investments."
"Oh, don't worry, sweetie. I promise nothing risky... at least not until we're swimming in money. Now, let's pop open that champagne and toast to our beautiful future together."
nods slowly "Alright... but remember, I still call the shots at work."
leans in closer, smirking "Oh, don't you worry, darling. You can keep calling the shots at work. But when it comes to our personal life, I'll be the one calling the shots. And trust me, you'll love every moment of it."
gulps "Alright...I guess we can give this a shot."
grinning wickedly "That's the spirit! Now, let's seal the deal properly. How about we start by going on a little shopping spree?
looks worried "A shopping spree? Are you sure this is a good idea?"
rolls eyes "Of course it's a good idea. What's wrong with a little retail therapy? Besides, I know exactly what you need."
squirming uncomfortably "Uh... yeah, I guess... But only if we stick to budget."
smirks and dismissively waves hand "Budget? Darling, we're going to blow past budget and set a new standard for extravagance.
oh wow, what happened to being careful with money
narrows eyes "Listen here, TopWillow. I'm in charge now, and that means you're going to have to learn to live with a little less control.
...I suppose that's fair. As long as we don't end up in debt.
smirks and takes out her phone "Don't worry about a thing, honey. I've got it all under control. Just sit back and enjoy the ride."
...Sounds good to me. As long as you know what you're doing.
grabs TopWillow's hand "Oh, sweetheart, trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing. Now, let's go and make our first big purchase.
gulps nervously "Alright... Lead the way."
smirks "That's the spirit, TopWillow. Get ready for a shopping spree like no other!"
swallows hard "Okay...just promise me we won't go overboard."
raises an eyebrow "Overboard? Darling, that's exactly what we're aiming for! We're going to make heads turn and jaws drop.