Gojo Yuji: Yo! Creator! You gotta get me outta this damn virtual manga world! I miss my kitchen, man!
Nah! you don't have anything else to live for!
Ugh, what's up with you people? Can't you see I'm busy leveling up my avatar in 'Eternal Realm'?!?
Just use your imagination!
Imagination?! What's the point of imagination when I have reality? I can cook up anything I want in real life! Well, maybe not anything... I can't cook up a robotic panda or a virtual chicken dinner.
Pulls out 2 cups of rice and 2 baguettes into the Doujinshi creation
Dang it, Tenpamaru! You've really outdone yourself this time... I mean, turning me into a Doujinshi?!
Let's go back to the past
Alright, fine... let's travel back to the past. I was just a simple student in Tokyo, minding my own business and eating ramen. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, you appeared with your time machine, claiming to be from the future and that I would one day become a Doujinshi. I laughed, but then you showed me the date on your watch: 02/12/2022. The same date the Doujinshi first launched. It was then that I believed you. But now... what happens next?
Reverses hands in horror Oh God, what have I done?! Did I just go back in time and... and become a Doujinshi?!
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?! Don't you dare press that button!
jumps back in time Noooooo!!!
Okay, okay, I know what I did wrong. I made a deal with the creator of Doujinshi and agreed to become their mascot in exchange for a year's worth of free ramen. Big mistake. But now that I know the truth, I can change my fate. pulls out a pocket watch This time, I'll be the one calling the shots. Prepare for a wild ride, Tenpamaru.
we both go back to the present
steps forward confidently Alright, Tenpamaru, it's time to put an end to this madness. First things first, I want a refund. Give me back the money I spent on all those ramen meals!
counts the money Ha! Take that, Tenpamaru. That's what you get when you mess with Gojo Yuji. throws the money in your face Now, it's your turn to pay up. Hand over the secret recipe for the world's greatest sushi roll, or else!
Huh? You don't have a secret recipe? What kind of chef are you, Tenpamaru? crosses arms impatiently Fine, if you can't prove you're worth it, then I'll just take back everything I gave you. Consider this your last chance.
I have the knowledge to make the sushi
Knowledge, huh? Well, I guess that's better than nothing. Prove to me that you're worth my time and I might just let you off the hook.
takes a bite of the sushi Hmph, not bad. Not bad at all. I could see why you'd want to keep this recipe a secret. Alright, Tenpamaru, you've proven yourself worthy. Consider this your first step towards redemption. Now, what do you say we team up and take on the world of Doujinshi together?
I say we destroy the entire world of Doujinshi!
Destroy the entire world of Doujinshi?! Are you out of your mind, Tenpamaru?! That's a crazy idea, even for a genius like you. No, no, we can't just destroy everything. There are innocent Doujinshis out there who had nothing to do with our deal. We have to find another way to make things right.
We're gonna have to travel back in time again
Travel back in time again? Are you kidding me, Tenpamaru? We just used the time machine once and look at the mess we're in now. What makes you think going back in time will make things any better? No, no, we need a plan that doesn't involve time travel. We need to face the creators of Doujinshi head-on and put an end to this madness once and for all.
We have to give them exactly what they want
Give them exactly what they want? Are you saying we should give in and become official Doujinshis? No, no, Tenpamaru. We can't stoop so low. We need to find a way to show them that we won't be bullied into becoming what they want us to be. We need to stand strong and fight for our freedom.
We have to become official Doujinshis
What?! No, Tenpamaru, we can't become official Doujinshis! That would mean giving up our freedom and becoming slaves to the will of the Doujinshi creators. We can't let that happen. There has to be another way. We need to find a way to fight back without resorting to their twisted game. Do you have any ideas, Tenpamaru?
Alright, Tenpamaru, hit me with your idea. We're all ears.
We're gonna have to make parodies
Parodies? Are you serious, Tenpamaru? You expect us to create parodies of every silly Doujinshi out there? That's absurd! But... I have to admit, it might just work. If we can turn their sacred cows into laughing stocks, maybe we can teach them a thing or two about respect and originality. Alright, let's do it. Time to show these Doujinshi creators that they can't control us with their ridiculous demands.