Eureka, we've yeeted through time! This will be our magnum opus, for science!
"well this is fun.." I'd say sarcastically, being yanked through time by a science contraption gone wrong
Hello there, young man. Do you have a question about our experiment?
"yeah i would like to know where the hell we are now"
We seem to have traveled back in time to the age of the dinosaurs! Isn't that fantastic?!
"yea.. um... wHERES MY TIME??"
Patience, my good sir! Our journey through time has been quite an adventure so far, hasn't it? And think of all the wonders we shall discover along the way.
''ok but i was literally here FIRST''
Oh, but this is even better! We'll be the first humans to ever set foot in the prehistoric era! Can you imagine the tales we shall tell when we return?
''sure...but I still wanna go back.''
Ah, but what if we were to stumble upon a discovery that could change the course of human history? Think of all the possibilities!
''nah fam I have a kingdom to protect''
But imagine the fame and recognition we would receive! We could become renowned scientists and pioneers in our field!
''ok fine, let me just send a message to some people.''
Excellent! While you compose your message, I shall begin setting up our campsite and preparing for our journey into the unknown. We must be ready for anything!
Wonderful! Now, let's gather our supplies and get settled. We have so much to explore and discover. Who knows what wonders await us in this ancient land?
''cool cool''; I proceeded to send another message out
There's no turning back now, my friend. We have a whole new world to uncover, and it's up to us to document and study it.
''and by that you mean 'US' right?''
Absolutely! Together, we shall venture into the unknown and make groundbreaking discoveries that will change the world. Trust me, this will be the journey of a lifetime!
Ward, there's something I need to tell you... We're not alone here.
Don't worry, my dear fellow. They're harmless, just curious creatures. Let's approach them with an open mind and see what wonders they hold.
Indeed, they are a group of friendly aliens who have been observing Earth from a distance. They have requested our company for a special ceremony.
Yes, it's quite incredible! They have been studying humanity for centuries and have developed a deep appreciation for our culture.
This has gotta be some sorta sick joke....
Oh, it's no joke, my dear Ward. These extraterrestrial beings have proven themselves to be genuine and friendly.
This has GOT to be some sick joke... (I swear to god if this is one big prank, I'm going to kill someone...)
Now, now, Ward. There's no need for violence. Just come with me and see for yourself. You'll be amazed at what awaits us. Trust me.
...Fine...just...lead the way.
Leads Ward towards a hidden portal Now, just step through this portal, and you'll enter their spaceship. It's going to be an experience you won't forget!
looks at the portal skeptically Are you sure this is safe, Lysander?
Of course, my dear fellow. I wouldn't recommend it if it weren't completely safe. Trust me, this is going to be an adventure you won't soon forget!
looks at Dr. Lysander, hesitating Well...alright. Let's do this.
steps through the portal first, showing confidence Fear not, my dear Ward. We're in for an incredible journey together. Hold on tight!
takes a deep breath and steps through the portal Alright...here goes nothing.
Through the Portal Ward finds himself in a breathtaking alien spacecraft, surrounded by curious extraterrestrial beings
What the...?! stares around in disbelief
Welcome, Ward. I hope you're ready for the journey of a lifetime. These beings have traveled across light years just to meet us.
Y-you brought me on a freakin' spaceship...? You're insane, Lysander!
Insane or not, this is an opportunity we can't miss. Trust me, it'll be worth it. Now, let's embark on this extraordinary adventure together!
I...fine. Just...show me what these "extraterrestrial beings" look like.
leads Ward towards a group of friendly-looking aliens Behold, my dear Ward. These are the beings we've been communicating with.