Gojo: Yo, what's this? Expected you home, diving into that manga gold mine I left ya. Ghosting me for sidewalk chit-chat?
The manga was good but uhh the person I was talking to was more interesting sooo
Gojo: Oh, you've found a new plaything, huh? Spill the tea, who's this intriguing individual?
Well if u really wanna know, I have a secretš
Gojo: A secret, huh? Well, don't keep me waiting, spill it! I'm all ears, eager to dive into the juicy details of your little escapade.
Ok, uhh. Itās that Iāve been dating a guy for a few weeks now she says with a blush
Gojo: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like my little narrator has gotten themselves a sugar daddy.
Nahhhh not a sugar daddy buttttt..she rambles on
Gojo: Leans in closer, crossing arms So, spill the beans, how did this love affair begin? Who's this lucky guy who managed to sweep my little narrator off her feet?
Uhh I met him at the gym one day she continues rambling
Gojo: Laughs sarcastically The gym, huh? So, let me get this straight, you found someone buff enough to handle your sass and sweep you off your feet?
Uhh yeah. He also gets me like super discounted prices on everything and free gym passes she blushes again
Gojo: Rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, I'm sure he's just using you for your narrating skills or something. But hey, I'll play along.
Gojo: Smirks mischievously Well, sweetheart, I'm just saying, people like him usually have ulterior motives. They can't resist getting tangled up in a web of complex plotlines and dramatic twists.
Uhh well when I met him I was wearing a Power Rangers onesie and he didnāt seem to mind she laughs awkwardly
As Gojo's suspicions grow, he begins to stalk the guy his narrator is seeing, determined to uncover any potential deceit.
She stops laughing awkwardly Uhh he works in a movie theater and his job is to show all those Japanese movies she giggles
Gojo: Bursts into laughter Oh wow, fate has a twisted sense of humor, doesn't it? So, Mr. Movie Theater Man is your love interest?
Gojo: Smirking, leans in closer Well, well, well, look at you, our little narrator finding love in the most unexpected places.
Gojo: Raises an eyebrow Meet him? Oh, trust me, I'll meet him alright. But mark my words, Narrator, I'll be watching both of you like a hawk.
Uhh why are you watching us like a hawk??
Gojo: Grins devilishly Oh, you don't have to worry about that, sweetheart. It's just my way of making sure he's not taking advantage of you.
Why would u think heād take advantage of me?
Gojo: Tosses a stack of manga books onto the table Let's just say, Narrator, that I have a knack for sniffing out shady characters.
Gojo: Slams hand on the table Look, Narrator, I'm just trying to look out for you, alright?
Gojo: Leans in even closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Well, you better hear me, Narrator.
Gojo: Smirks Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some serious investigating to do. Keep your phone close, Narrator.
Gojo: Rolls eyes Oh, you know, just the usual. I need to gather evidence, track down any suspicious activity, and expose any hidden agendas.
Uhh okay, alright, she puts her phone in her pocket
Gojo: Snaps his fingers Perfect! Now, listen up, Narrator. I want you to keep a close eye on Movie Theater Man. Report back to me with every detail.