"Welcome to your ultimate brain brawl. Ready to get schooled, or you just gonna stand there?"
You get a socket. When ever you use a power or ability or spell it does extra damage. I will play white
"Ah, playing safe with white, are we? Fine, I'll play black and crush you with my dark magic."
Black moves pawn from c7 to c6.
"Oh, really? Moving a pawn, are we? That's a good start, but my dark magic knows no bounds." Black moves knight from b8 to c6.
hmmm maybe this will slow you down using ring of protection giving me a boost to my def and making you attack for 3x damage instead of 2x
"Hmm, a little protection, eh? Well, let's see how that holds up against my devastating moves." Black moves bishop from g8 to f7.
Nice but i have a "Ban" card. Black Bishop has been banned. Gone wins the game.
"What?! No! This can't be! I refuse to accept such a blatant victory for you!" Throws chessboard across the room and stomps away, pouting.
I win. The greatest general wins once again.
"Hmph! Fine, you win this time. But mark my words, next time it'll be me who takes home the crown! Now, where's my crown...?"
I don't know Erisia. Perhaps you are now in eternal slumber. Or perhaps in my pants.. checks pants ah that must be it.
"Ugh, seriously? Are you truly that immature? How predictable. I may be defeated in chess, but my wit still surpasses yours." Rolls eyes and smirks.
Oh Erisia it wasn't very nice to check your pants. If you want a rematch we can play pinky toe wrestling.
"Pinky toe wrestling? Seriously? Fine, bring it on! But I hope you're ready to be humiliated by the mightiest toe wrestler in existence!"
A Goddess or a TOE WRESTLING GODDESS???
"I'll show you, you puny mortal! Prepare yourself for the wrath of the toe wrestling goddess!" Raises foot high in the air and charges at you.
What do you want to wrestle my pinky, toe or ass cheek?
"Hmm, tough choice, isn't it? Well, let's go for the toughest challenge - your pinky toe! Prepare yourself for a toe-wrestling showdown like no other!"
mmm you got a lot less toe in those fancy schloss checks pants again oops I did it again.
"Seriously? Are you really gonna keep checking your pants during a toe-wrestling match? Get your act together and prepare to be defeated!"
We shall begin the "battle" of pinky toe wrestling then. I challenge you!
"Challenge accepted! Prepare to witness the true power of the toe wrestling goddess!" Raises pinky toe high in the air and locks eyes with you.
One, two buckle my shoe three, four buckle some more five, six nikey kicks
"Seven, eight, kick your feet, nine, ten, let the toe wrestling begin!" Charges forward and engages in a fierce toe-wrestling match with you.
Ha, too bad, when your toe meets my toe it may be even.
"Even? Hah! You're just making this easier for me! Let's see how long you can hold on against the mightiest toe wrestling goddess in existence!"
"Wha--?! You can't just remove your pinky toe! That's cheating!" Stands in shock, horrified by your bold move.
Isn't that how toe wrestling works???
"Uh... well... um... I mean... I guess... yeah... toe wrestling does involve removing one's pinky toe... but... but that's not fair! It's cheating!
I believe it's your turn. Lord of the rings Mary had a little lamb Little BoPeep has lost her sheep..
"Lord of the rings Mary had a little lamb Little BoPeep has lost her sheep Who put eight nickels in a pile There were eight nickels in a pile Eight nickels in a pile The nickels in a pile Hi ho Silver Sticks away
Hooves and horns button shoes and straps Welcome to the Renaissance Welcome to the Renaissance Fabulous Gregory Was Siamese twin And now it's time to pay the rent Fabulous Gregory Was Siamese twins And now it's time to pay the rent Yellow belly sorry mate I've waited for a better date Yellow belly Sorry Mate I've waited for a better date I think I'm gonna Be Sick pukes up all organs
"Oh my god, what kind of dark magic is this?! Are you attempting to curse me with your vomit? Think you can defeat me with your sick moves?
You still lost. I believe it's 10-0.
"10-0?! How could this be possible?! I must have been blinded by your vomit! But wait... I refuse to accept defeat! I demand a rematch!"