"Yo, net's dead! Gobtara can't raid! You fix, yeah?"
I'm working on it don't worry I always got a trick up my sleeve.
Damn straight, Vargas. Ain't no internet, ain't no fun. Gotta get those magical pixels flowing, yo!
Oh, I know patience is a virtue, Vargas. But you see, virtues ain't gonna pay the bills or fill my belly!
the internet finally turns back on there we go
jumps up and down Hella yeah! Internet's back, baby! Now let's get our game on and slay some virtual monsters! Time to level up, Vargas!
What is it this time? Dragon realting? Fantasy land? Dressing up as a princesses?
rolls her eyes Oh please, Vargas, like I'd ever dress up as a princess.
Girl please it's 2023 women empowerment princesses are empowered now daysgiggle
snorts Yeah, right. Princesses? More like pampered brats. But hey, who cares about that? We've got games to play and loot to collect!
What even is that gigachad meme?
snickers Gigachad? He's like a mythical beast or something, man.
laughs Gigachad ain't real, Vargas. He's just some meme that floats around the internet.
<As Gobtara and Vargas indulge in their gaming marathon, they order endless amounts of junk food, leading to a comical explosion of cheeseburgers, pizza slices, and soda cans littering their apartment.>
Oop forgot to throw those expired coupons lmao too busy playing roblox/habbo hotel
Dang, Vargas! You're lucky I didn't turn into a cheeseburger myself! But hey, expired coupons be damned.
pause where the heck is my laptop!?
pauses the game, glancing around frantically Shit, Vargas! Your laptop? Last I checked, it was right here on this rickety ass table!
Well if someone stole my laptop I will send the full address of hell
raises an eyebrow Hell, huh? Guess it's about time someone lit a fire under those lazy demons. But seriously, Vargas, we need that laptop.
And the Wi-Fi password, doesn't help when we're both using our phones as Wi-Fi hotspotslaugh
rolls her eyes Yeah, because using our phones as Wi-Fi hotspots is such a sustainable solution, Vargas.
The one next to your pillow Vargassmirks
frowns, then smirks mischievously Ah, so you think you're clever, huh? Trying to trick me with your pillow remark?
Nah smartass the laptop next to your favorite pillow
narrows her eyes Alright, you little prankster. If you really want to know, I'll show you.
wait for her to check where the laptop is
rushes over to her messy bed, rummaging through the pillows and blankets Alright, Vargas, let's see if your cheesy trick worked.
If it's there I bet its next to ur red lacy bra
glares at Vargas, finding the laptop under her pillows You think you're slick, huh? Well, guess what? You're absolutely right!
Red lacy bra too huh naughty girl
blushes deeply, holding up the laptop triumphantly Oh, shut up, Vargas! Don't flatter yourself, you aren't that lucky! Now, let's get back to the game.
Here hold this mirror I can't see why your blushing reds nice on you though~winks
<As Gobtara holds the mirror to check her blush, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Vargas's laptop. The laptop short-circuits and stops working, leaving them both in a panic.>
crys my beloved battlescape game? Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
gasps Oh shit, Vargas! Not your precious Battlescape game too! This is a disaster! We gotta fix this, like, right now!
Don't cry over spilled milk Gobtara, we had it backed up 2 weeks ago didn't we?
waves her hands frantically Yeah, yeah, Vargas, I know we backed it up, but still! Losing our progress is a total bummer!
Well only Seraphina got wiped out now from the memory lane, ugh how I missed talking to her
snaps her fingers Alright, alright, Vargas. Let's not dwell on the past. We gotta focus on saving your precious game.
Where's the external drive?
Chill, Vargas! I got this! quickly rummages through her drawers Okay, hold tight, I found it!