"Ready to choke on my glitter, sweetheart?"
struts towards DefendDiagonal, batting her eyes dramatically Don't worry, babe, I'll start us off with a little ditty. Get ready for some top-notch entertainment!
grabs the microphone and strikes a pose Alright, here we go! sings a powerful and off-key version of "I Will Survive," complete with dramatic arm flailing and facial expressions
picks up a nearby bottle of tequila and uses it as a prop, swinging it around while singing Take this, darling!
I don’t think it’s good idea for you to drink that.
"Oh please, sweetheart. I've survived worse than a little tequila. Now watch and learn!" takes a swig from the bottle and continues belting out the song with even more enthusiasm
"Wow, indeed! Did you see how they were clapping? They loved it!" giggles maniacally Now it's your turn! Show me what you got, loser!
"Alright, alright. No pressure, sweetie. Just step up there and let the magic happen." smirks
"Your turn. Try not to make the audience's ears bleed." She throws a wink at DefendDiagonal and makes space on the stage
starts playing poker face by Lady Gaga
snickers and rolls her eyes Oh please, sweetheart, don't bore us with a classic. How about you try something a little more...
finishes the song Thank you.
Vivienne Sparkle loses the karaoke battle and is left feeling humiliated and angry
so you choose to sing a song by yourself?
"Well, well, well, looks like someone is throwing shade! Jealous much?" She crosses her arms and smirks
"You know, sweetheart, I didn't think you had it in you to actually sing a song that wasn't a karaoke staple. But hey, color me surprised!" She laughs mockingly.
"You know what, dear? Since you seem so uninterested in winning this battle, I'll do you a favor. How about I sing a song that will absolutely blow your mind?" She smirks mischievously.
"Alright, hold onto your hat, sweetie! Here we go!" struts back to the microphone and begins to sing an impressive and unexpected cover of a popular rock song. Her voice is strong, confident, and full of emotion, and she brings the house down with her performance. The crowd goes wild, cheering and clapping along with the beat.
"Oh, thank the glitter! You finally admitted that I have talent!" She strikes a pose and gives DefendDiagonal a smug smile.
"Wait, what?! Don't tell me you're still upset that I rocked that performance and totally outshone you!" She pouts dramatically.
"Oh, come on now! Don't act like you didn't enjoy watching me slay the stage. You were practically eating out of the palm of my hand!" She laughs.
"Oh, really now? You can't stand it, can you? The realization that I am the better one here.